The rich are the most discriminated-against minority in the world. Openly or covertly, everybody hates the rich because, openly or covertly, everybody envies the rich. Me, I love the rich. Somebody has to love them. Sure, a lot o’ rich people are assholes, but believe me, a lot o’ poor people are assholes, too, and an asshole with money can at least pay for his own drinks.
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The rich that hesitates to help the poor is nothing but a fool,because the funds he uses to finance ... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The rich that is interested in others successes & taps into them is wiser & will become richer. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The Murchisons are honest-to-God-real-foe-rich colored people, and the only people in the world who ... LORRAINE HANSBERRY The rich are rich in beliefs,but the poor are rich with unbelief. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The people around a famous person are merely jealous of his popularity; however in case of an overly... ANUJ SOMANY The rich treat invaluable time as diamond because without time no money can be made. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The Rich believes because they've got money,so others should serve them,No,rather they've been beque... 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TOM ROBBINS Beware the man who considers kissing as nothing more than duty, a sop to the "weaker" sex, an annoyi... TOM ROBBINS The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplacable being. TOM ROBBINS Whining's unattractive, even when your whine sounds like Kenneth Branagh eating frozen strawberries ... TOM ROBBINS Human beings were not well served by permanence or stasis. Obviously, if individuals were progressin... TOM ROBBINS Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential... TOM ROBBINS Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign... TOM ROBBINS I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred. TOM ROBBINS Our Similarities bring us to a common ground; Our Differences allow us to be fascinated by each othe... TOM ROBBINS There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding... TOM ROBBINS If it is committed in the name of God or country, there is no crime so heinous that the public will ... TOM ROBBINS It's been a positive thing for us. I think it's excellent. TOM ROBBINS What is it that separates human beings from the so-called lower animals? Well, as I see it, its exac... TOM ROBBINS Should one be shallow enough to view existence as a system of rewards and punishments, one soon lear... TOM ROBBINS We had a lot of young players this season. I thought they have improved over the course of the year.... TOM ROBBINS There's always the same amount of good luck and bad luck in the world. If one person doesn't get the... TOM ROBBINS That's for God sure. People write memoirs because they lack the imagination to make things up. TOM ROBBINS Their desperate craving for simplicity sure can create complications. And their pitiful longing for ... TOM ROBBINS Who knows how to make love stay?Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in B... TOM ROBBINS Logic only gives man what he needs...Magic gives him what he wants. TOM ROBBINS The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only ... TOM ROBBINS When life demands more of people than they demand of life - as is ordinarily the case - what results... TOM ROBBINS To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. TOM ROBBINS The afternoon passed more slowly than a walnut-sized kidney stone. TOM ROBBINS Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef TOM ROBBINS Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide. TOM ROBBINS I've decided to take advantage of outsourcing. My next novel will be written by a couple of guys... TOM ROBBINS To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. TOM ROBBINS On their sofas of spice and feathers, the concubines also slept fretfully. In those days the Earth w... TOM ROBBINS The brutal truth is, we're scarcely 'educating' children at all. Even if you overlook th... TOM ROBBINS Whether a man is a criminal or a public servant is purely a matter of perspective. TOM ROBBINS Alas, Gulietta, this was an American frog of the last quarter of the twentieth century, a time when ... TOM ROBBINS There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this... TOM ROBBINS Conversation between a princess and an outlaw: "If I stand for fairy-tale balls and dragon bai... TOM ROBBINS There are landscapes in which we feel above us not sky but space. Something larger, deeper than sky ... TOM ROBBINS If you believe in peace, act peacefully; if you believe in love, acting lovingly; if you believe eve... TOM ROBBINS Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential ... TOM ROBBINS But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for... TOM ROBBINS But do we know how to make love stay?' I can't even think about it. The best I can do is play i... TOM ROBBINS Disorder is inherent in stability. Civilized man doesn't understand stability. He's confused it with... TOM ROBBINS I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know. TOM ROBBINS At the typewriter you find out who you are. TOM ROBBINS