The richest beggar on earth has been Bill Gates of Microsoft who has been begging people everytime for updates.

In all the Microsoft Windows Operating Systems today till date, Bill Gates has been showing and keeping the dates below on the taskbar (can be called as down-dates) and has been asking people for updates. How surprisingly easily, has he fooled people.

Humour: Is the mobile phone male or female? Ans: female. Explanation: mobile = o-bil-me = O! Bill Me and that is what the people pay - the bill. Also, Who would have said so? Hillary Clinton would have said many a times, O! Bill its me.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

So, what you can do in Microsoft Word is what Bill Gates has decided. What you can do in Oracle Database is what Larry Ellison and his crew have decided.

I think the world’s a better place because Bill realized that his goal isn’t to be the richest guy in the cemetery, right?