The sad truth is that opportunity doesn't knock twice.

The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars.

We started as strangers and we will end as that too...

We can forgive the Arabs for killing our children. We cannot forgive them for forcing us to kill their children. We will only have peace with the Arabs when they love their children more than they hate us.

I'm just a guy who wears TOMS. It's the sad truth.

And the sad truth is that nobody wants me to write comedy. The Exorcist not only ended that career, it expunged all memory of its existence.