The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.



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The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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