The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.


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You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she lov...
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The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability t...
BOB MARLEY
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPE
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. About Russia
BOB HOPE
Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans.
BOB GELDOF
Money doesn't talk, it swears.
BOB DYLAN
Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles.
BOB RICHARDS
I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly ...
BOB DYLAN
The best way to help poor people is to not be one of them.
BOB HARRINGTON
Don't let them fool ya,
Or even try to school ya! Oh, no!
We've got a mind of our own,
So g...
BOB MARLEY
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
BOB EDWARDS
I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be j...
BOB DYLAN
You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do!
BOB RICHARDS
I won it, at least five million times. Men who were stronger, bigger and faster than I was could hav...
BOB RICHARDS
Mental toughness is to physical as four is to one.
BOB KNIGHT
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPE
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
BOB HOPE
Music can't change the world.
BOB GELDOF
She opened up a book of poems and handed it to me written by an Italian poet from the 13th century a...
BOB DYLAN
When I joined the Tour I studied the best players to see what they did that I didn't do. I came to t...
BOB TOSKI
When you're in a relationship, you're always surrounded by a ring of circumstances... joined togethe...
BOB SEGER
Go out and buy yourself a five-cent pencil and a ten-cent notebook and begin to write down some mill...
BOB GRINDE
A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does wha...
BOB DYLAN
Behind every successful man there's a lot of unsuccessful years.
BOB BROWN