The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).

The First Law of Pies: 'No Pastry, No Pie.

It could be argued that there is an element of entertainment in every pie, as every pie is inherently a surprise by virtue of its crust.

Pies mean Thanksgiving and Christmas and picnics.

America has developed a pie tradition unequivocally and unapologetically at the sweet end of the scale, and at no time is this better demonstrated than at Thanksgiving.

We have been careless with our pie repertoire. The demise of apple-pear pie with figs and saffron and orengeado pies are tragic losses.