The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.

My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is, Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.