The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

When you want something really bad, crying for it isn't going to work nearly as good as complaining!

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

The best revenge is massive success.