The sheriff is at the cash register, and if I don't get a hit soon, I don't know what I'll do.

Critics don't buy records. They get 'em free.

The people who know nothing about music are the ones always talking about it.

Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.

I'm a musician at heart, I know I'm not really a singer. I couldn't compete with real singers. But I sing because the public buys it.

The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally.