The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
WILL ROGERS Voters might have short memories. Politicians do not.
ROBERT JACKSON BENNETT Voters, whatever their political views, should rise up against politicians who want to dilute the Bi...
TED OLSON The Home Office keeps changing its specifications and goals. The government is incapable of saying w...
SIMON DAVIES African-American voters will make a difference.
KEN WARREN Faith keeps our ships moving, while empathy and the memories of our experiences lead to wisdom.
SUZY KASSEM Our message of a balanced budget amendment, term limits to end career politicians, and a real plan t...
RALPH NORMAN Hemingway's short fiction is what changed American literature,
MICHAEL REYNOLDS What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes...
ESTELLE MORRIS More black voters than white voters had their ballots discarded, no matter what kind of voting syste...
CARRIE MEEK It is time that we, as voters, move beyond a system where the office is handed from one person to an...
CAROLYN MCDANIEL Our goal is that they will become interested in political life. We need Muslim politicians to unders...
BASIM ELKARRA All that history, the love & laughter, is designed for youth. It is what keeps the story of who ...
E.B. LOAN We all are wearing many hundred glasses of different colors. Therefore, everyone sees the world in d...
MUDITHA CHAMPIKA American politicians who dwell on American exceptionalism only dishonor us by suggesting we play dum...
JAY PARINI Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others.
ROSA PARKS The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS A block of more than 100,000 voters is not uninteresting for politicians, especially with next year'...
MARC DEMIERRE HAVA contains important reforms designed to ensure that elections for federal office will both allow...
WAN J. KIM He's truly a renaissance individual for our times, ... I've likened him to a Will Rogers voice in Co...
FRANK CULLEN Ques eso? Queso?
NOLAN J. VANDER HAAGEN How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g...
C. JOYBELL C. The tragedy waiting for politicians in future is greater than the gain in politics if it is measured...
BAMIGBOYE OLUROTIMI Life is Too Short and Memories Are Forever!
REGULO ZAPATA JR. Music, at its essence, is what gives us memories. And the longer a song has existed in our lives, th...
STEVIE WONDER The life of the dead is placed on the memories of the living. The love you gave in life keeps people...
MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their ow...
ALEXIS DE TOCQUEVILLE HAVA contains important reforms designed to ensure that elections for federal office will both allow...
WAN KIM In the past the great majority of minority voters, in Ohio and other places that means African Ameri...
JOHN LEWIS The voters have done the heavy lifting by voting for the monorail four times, ... We are not afraid ...
KRISTINA HILL He who uses the office he owes to the voters wrongfully and against them is a thief.
JOSE MARTI The COUNTRY is controlled by LAWS>
LAWS are controlled by POLITICIANS>
POLITICIANS a...
WILLIAM J. FEDERER It's just scary that we the voters are at the mercy of the politicians and the businesses that make ...
BRYCE KING African-American voters had solid turnout.
BRIAN BROX The USA has become government by the highest bidder because USA voters do not hold politicians accou...
DON MASHAK While the ACLU understands that candidates will have a more difficult time reaching dislocated voter...
JOE COOK Your most precious memories will focus on those you loved, those who loved you, and what you did tog...
JAMES C. DOBSON Though pundits and politicians, weary of the story, are happy to omit facts about voting systems and...
MIMI KENNEDY Voters tell politicians what they want through the ballot box. Constantly second-guessing them by sp...
NICK CLEGG Don't ever think that regret is always a mistake, and mistake is always a regret because one day, Yo...
KENT SOLATORIO LOPEZ what keeps me going is the fact that there is someone out there who wants to be in my "shoes"..yes,m...
PHILLIP BUYONDO Strength is not a trait, it's a choice.
BETHANY D HEAD The American mood, perhaps even the American character, has changed. There are few manifestations an...
ARCHIBALD MACLEISH The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w...
BILLY JOEL Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. Before (Hurricane Katrina), voting was the last thing on their agenda. People trusted politicians to...
LINDA JEFFERS Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complai...
GEORGE CARLIN He can't remember what he had for breakfast this morning. We have to constantly remind him. He keeps...
TONY SILVERIA We shall listen, not lecture; learn, not threaten. We will enhance our safety by earning the respect...
THEODORE C. SORENSEN When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I a...
ANON. When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: I never stole anything in my life. All I as...
SOURCE UNKNOWN The life of a dancer is tragically short. What is remarkable about the New York City Ballet is that ...
JOHN GUARE Is freedom of thought and speech to become a mortal sin again?
Powerful personalities within the loc...
EVARIST BARTOLO When push comes to shove would people do what they felt was right, to get justice done or would they...
GARY F EVANS... If a candidate for office starts talking about thinning the deer population or investing in barriers...
BILL JAMES History shows that there is no more potent engine for reform than the passion of voters who feel bet...
MICHAEL MORITZ Relievers, we need to have short memories.
JUAN RINCON The ability of the 1 percent to buy politicians and regulators is nothing new in American politics -...
ERIC ALTERMAN It is good for the voters to see them, ... Our aim is to educate voters.
ANN CLARK I think politicians nationwide have earned a reputation sometimes that is very unfavorable because t...
SUSANA MARTINEZ Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an...
LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD What we have now is a situation where politicians get a whole bunch of money from mainly business in...
MATT TAIBBI Our federal tax system is, in short, utterly impossible, utterly unjust and completely counterproduc...
RONALD REAGAN What is it that makes us trust our judges? Their independence in office and manner of appointment.
JOHN MARSHALL Those used to be our voters. A lot of those voters tend to think the Democratic Party is wimpy.
DALE BUTLAND Christie led the way - with a bulldozer. The governor is blunt, brash, and self-consciously authenti...
RON FOURNIER Too many of the career politicians, the established politicians in Washington on both sides of the a...
MATT BEVIN It is our conduct, our patriotism and belief in our American way of life, our courage that will win ...
PRESCOTT BUSH You've got Washington picking winners and losers. And so, all of a sudden, decisions are being m...
JEB HENSARLING Longer-term rates will not rise dramatically as long as the Fed keeps the short-term policy rate at ...
DAVID KOTOK Dave is kind of smack dab in the middle. This will be attractive to voters.
RONALD COLLINS This is not the beginning of American civilization where we need guns because it's the Wild, Wil...
RICK PITINO President Obama stands ready to work with everyone, because that's what the American people expe...
VALERIE JARRETT Congress is unable to do the work of the American people because too many politicians believe that c...
EMANUEL CLEAVER I was studying American politicians who were searching - allegedly - for American communists because...
ROBERT VAUGHN We take note of the statements from BA and American Airlines and we will be looking into what this w...
BART KOSTER But the reality is that we don't live in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood anymore. The reality is that our o...
RON MORAN The main concern we have in the civil rights community isn't necessarily that that DOJ brought this ...
JON GREENBAUM The giant industries that are polluting our planet as well as violating human rights worldwide are t...
WOODY HARRELSON We all are wearing many hundred glasses of different colors. So, everyone see the world in different...
MUDITHA CHAMPIKA She buys "mixed salad greens" for seven dollars a bag, triple-washed with who knows what. And to get...
RUDOLPH DELSON The issues that these politicians will be dealing with will have a profound effect on the future of ...
FERNANDO GIRALDO There is no excitement anywhere in the world, short of war, to match the excitement of the American ...
THEODORE WHITE Even being remembered in history books keeps one's memory alive only for a while-if not in the memor...
JACK NICHOLS I will be one of those who will be greeting the president, respecting the office of the presidency, ...
GEORGE GEKAS Our spirit is mightier than the filth of our memories.
MELINA MARCHETTA Science is great for us. But for someone who sees the humans for more than one million years, scienc...
MUDITHA CHAMPIKA There are whole precincts of voters in this country whose united intelligence does not equal that of...
CARRIE CHAPMAN CATT This is what Tom Rogers was hired to do: make bold, timely moves.
KARL CHOI Eternity will not cause our memories to fade, it will force our hearts to accept the past.
ROSS CALIGIURI Football is what keeps me going, what makes me prosper, and what will keep me straight.
WILLIAM GREEN Voters in the West are a neglected constituency. Presidential candidates have a responsibility to kn...
ARTURO VARGAS The painful memories of the past will shape our future; the moments we cherish last forever in a bea...
PAUL ACQUASANTA If we meet an honest and intelligent politician, a dozen, a hundred, we say they aren't like politic...
RANDALL JARRELL Rogers is finding value in some unusual places.
CHRISTOPHER DAVIS What we do not need are career politicians that simply run for office to be somebody with a big titl...
RON JOHNSON If those in charge of our society - politicians, corporate executives, and owners of press and telev...
HOWARD ZINN The leader's blueprint speech is a statement of what Labor will seek to achieve in government. That ...
MARTIN FERGUSON There’s a reason for the word heartbeat not be called beat of heart. The perfect woman only needs ...
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