The show has always been about the shallow moment-by-moment existence of life in the business. But we keep discovering subtleties, like, in Hollywood, even a guy who makes $5 million is constantly insecure and struggling.

Andrew Abatemarco, who's now in the display business (and is the model for Vince) or Ricky Zimmerman, who's Johnny Drama, and is a banker, and then there's Paul Schneider, who's got a little bit of Turtle in him [and] he's a lawyer.

We'd love to be a breeding ground for new music. I'm hoping that Saigon becomes a big star in the next four months. If he wants to come back, we're definitely going to bring him back.

I had more agents tell me that was the most frighteningly realistic episode they'd seen,

I had no kids when I started writing and two when they green-lit the pilot.

Most of the world knows him as the dad on Full House , but I know him as this funny, sick comedian. He and Andrew Dice Clay were the two dirty, hilarious comedians when I was growing up.