The Sid Caesar Collection.

Sid is someone I turn to in times of need. When things get bad, when times are rough, I say to myself: "What would Sid Vicious have done in this situation?", and then I choose from the lengthy list of possibilities (time-permitting): (1) Pass out, or (2) Break something.

Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.

The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.