The smell of the carpet in a hotel room is the same everywhere.

I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

Well, I've claimed to have seen two ghosts in a hotel room.

No roommate. I had my own hotel room.

The minute I get into a hotel room, I scatter my stuff everywhere. It's like a bomb site within a minute. So I suppose that means I'm trying to nest.