Every version of it still has the lovers, outraged parents and fairies.
CHARLIE SKELTON The shows themselves will provide perpetual funding for the scholarships.
CHARLIE SKELTON He was very, very talented. In the beginning, he is a little obnoxious, but he learns humanity near ...
CHARLIE SKELTON It exceeded all our expectations.
CHARLIE SKELTON We're trying to get everyone to walk around town. That's one of the ideas behind the festival - see ...
CHARLIE SKELTON This is our gift to the community.
CHARLIE SKELTON This is going to be a great show. We have kids from every school in the county.
CHARLIE SKELTON We want everyone of every age to see everything.
CHARLIE SKELTON We're having more and more people getting in on this.
CHARLIE SKELTON During the 2000 election, the current administration told our military, help is on the way. That is ...
IKE SKELTON Guard units in the U.S. are suffering severe equipment shortages which will affect their ability to ...
IKE SKELTON That the Iraqi Government is considering a political deal granting amnesty to insurgents who have at...
IKE SKELTON The insurgents are Baathists and Sunnis in Iraq who have as their goal a separate and distinct one o...
IKE SKELTON Better treatment and detection methods have also improved the survival rate for people with cancer, ...
IKE SKELTON Congress must make it clear that common animal waste will not expose farmers to liability under Supe...
IKE SKELTON Farmers in Missouri and across the country must comply with a variety of federal, state, and local r...
IKE SKELTON The Government of Iraq also owes a debt to the American and coalition forces who are fighting the in...
IKE SKELTON We have global interests, potential threats from elsewhere, North Korea, Iran, Taiwan Straits and th...
IKE SKELTON In fact, because of their connection to the land, farmers do more to protect and preserve our enviro...
IKE SKELTON If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've ...
RED SKELTON I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON Today nearly every combat brigade located within the United States would report that they are not re...
IKE SKELTON Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. ...
RED SKELTON If I may I would like to recite the Pledge of Allegiance and give you a definition for each word. RED SKELTON One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wonde...
RED SKELTON That byrd ys nat honest That fylythe hys owne nest.
JOHN SKELTON All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
RED SKELTON Modern medical advances have helped millions of people live longer, healthier lives. We owe these im...
IKE SKELTON In addition to relieving patient suffering, research is needed to help reduce the enormous economic ...
IKE SKELTON The number of attacks on the American and allied forces is at the highest level since the insurgency...
IKE SKELTON Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
RED SKELTON It is vital that Iraq and the United States together send the clearest possible signal that those wh...
IKE SKELTON Against East Central, we had to come from behind and it took a lot out of us. The last two games we ...
BUBBA SKELTON Everybody on the team saw their role change in some way. Everybody accepted their role and made the ...
BUBBA SKELTON We're a pressing-style team and it really changed the way we played. We started playing more zone an...
BUBBA SKELTON Any time you get an opportunity to play in the national tournament it's special. This is something y...
BUBBA SKELTON After that loss in our gym, some doubt did creep in my mind if we could win another one or not. But ...
BUBBA SKELTON I say, thou mad March hare.
JOHN SKELTON Congress: Bingo with billions.
RED SKELTON It's been a long ride ... to get us to this point in the base-closure process. This journey has been...
IKE SKELTON Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
RED SKELTON I don't want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greatest'; let other guys claim to be the be...
RED SKELTON We need an immediate supplemental appropriation right now -- for seamen hours, flying hours, trainin...
IKE SKELTON This effort will clearly increase the overall burden on our military, ... The Defense Department's c...
IKE SKELTON For each 1 percent pay raise it is about a $600 million, so a billion dollars won't cut the mustard.
IKE SKELTON All of these are necessary right now. Otherwise, much of the efforts of the military will be shut do...
IKE SKELTON the Balkans are a tinder box ... World War I started there ... there's a great deal at stake -- the ...
IKE SKELTON Congress: Bingo with billions
RED SKELTON Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
RED SKELTON I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can...
RED SKELTON No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
RED SKELTON God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
RED SKELTON I have no history but the length of my bones
ROBIN SKELTON Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness...
RED SKELTON I have no history but the length of my bones.
ROBIN SKELTON The goal of NIH research is to acquire new knowledge to help prevent, detect, diagnose, and treat di...
IKE SKELTON Meaningful oversight must include proper scrutiny of all U.S. detention facilities, whether those fa...
IKE SKELTON For each 1 percent pay raise, is about $600 million -- so $1 billion just won't cut the mustard.
IKE SKELTON I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I ...
RED SKELTON His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
RED SKELTON We felt like our guard play was better than theirs and I think we got them tired.
GINA SKELTON We haven't talked to the girls yet about tying (the series), but we will first thing this morning.
GINA SKELTON And they weren't allowed to take those pictures down until we won South State.
GINA SKELTON That loss woke us up. We had a sign in our locker room that said, 'Fear none, respect all' that the ...
GINA SKELTON It is well deserving for this group. Even though we didn't talk about the No. 1 ranking, it's always...
GINA SKELTON To win it, you have to be good, and you have to be lucky too. We really needed to be tested like we ...
GINA SKELTON That was a little spin. I don't know if Lyn knew that, but he did a bang-up job that night.
GEORGE SKELTON More than most flacks, he understood the press. He wasn't fearful or intimidated by them. He knew yo...
GEORGE SKELTON We need to succeed in Iraq. If we don't, we will create a snake pit ... of terrorists.
IKE SKELTON We have very, very fine air traffic controllers, men and women. They do their job, they do a fine jo...
IKE SKELTON We need an immediate supplemental appropriation -- right now,
IKE SKELTON The MOAC should be happy with 11 champions.
MIKE SKELTON It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it
RED SKELTON We speculate that some, if not most, of these acts of mischief may relate to a non-sanctioned grad r...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON North Shore Rescue felt that that was probably the location the person would be found in based on th...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON It's too early in the investigation to speculate how much of this mischief was caused by those assoc...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON I'm in this really cool place in my career, where the stage I'm on that night, whether it...
CHARLIE WORSHAM I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ...
CHARLIE SHEEN I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.
CHARLIE SIMPSON I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blo...
CHARLIE SHEEN I would be a giraffe because I just want to experience what a sore throat and being a giraffe feels ...
CHARLIE PUTH I had three toy buckets, and I would put hot water in them because we weren't allowed to sit in ...
CHARLIE PUTH If the broadcasters were to win on their claims, they'd outlaw the DVR.
CHARLIE ERGEN Some people are averse to change, but the advertising model is going to change with or without the H...
CHARLIE ERGEN I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art.
CHARLIE PARKER Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't...
CHARLIE PARKER When I look at President Obama, I see a leader with a cool head, a caring heart and an open mind, a ...
CHARLIE CRIST I love my bro, but not always being with him is good for us.
CHARLIE CARVER I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time -...
CHARLIE SHEEN I always told the people at Cal Arts that if they wanted me to do Jazz studies, first of all, there ...
CHARLIE HADEN My dad was an actor and a writer; my mum was a drama teacher. My grandma was an actress. My aunt is ...
CHARLIE ROWE There are only two kinds of employees that I've run across in 30 years. There are ones that get ...
CHARLIE ERGEN I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dump...
CHARLIE SHEEN I'm incredibly proud of everything that we've achieved in Busted. We've enjoyed some of ...
CHARLIE SIMPSON There are few colonial nations anymore. Instead, we are colonized by financial institutions beyond o...
CHARLIE PIERCE I was bit by a dog when I was two years old, and it almost mauled my face. It almost killed and/or b...
CHARLIE PUTH Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of...
CHARLIE PARKER I timed my previous wife's pregnancy to the moment to have my son born on Bob Dylan's 50th b...
CHARLIE TROTTER I'm really grateful for the opportunity I had on 'Boardwalk Empire,' just because it was...
CHARLIE COX I think a guy who's had just the right amount of booze can sing the blues a hell of a lot better...
CHARLIE RICH Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
CHARLIE SHEEN I started piano when I was four. My mom taught me. And then I went to Manhattan School of Music duri...
CHARLIE PUTH My first date ever, I was kind of nervous, so I was like, 'I'm going to bring Brady to this ...
CHARLIE PUTH I have this side of me that is a very European flamboyant; I won't say queenie, but it's bor...
CHARLIE BEWLEY The problem is not that the churches are filled with empty pews, but that the pews are filled with e...
CHARLIE SHEDD Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
CHARLIE MCCARTHY I play beside one of the unsung heroes in David Vaughan. It's a privilege to play with him: he i...
CHARLIE ADAM Everyone's gone through a breakup, and I've dated girls in the past where... I've never ...
CHARLIE PUTH But I just think we've got such a continuity with what we're doing that most people come in ...
CHARLIE HUNTER The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come ou...
CHARLIE PARKER Blackjack is very scientific. There's always a right answer and a wrong answer. Do you take a ca...
CHARLIE ERGEN Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of ...
CHARLIE BROOKER It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emer...
CHARLIE BROOKER You'll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!
CHARLIE SHEEN You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN The basic essential of a great actor is that he loves himself in acting.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Beauty is an omnipresence of death and loveliness, a smiling sadness that we discern in nature and a...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.
CHARLIE FINLEY Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
CHARLIE MCCARTHY In the end, everything is a gag.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher pla...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from m...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN You have to believe in yourself, that's the secret. Even when I was in the orphanage, when I was roa...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
CHARLIE BROWN I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher pl...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The...
CHARLIE BROWN Death, the one appointment we all must keep, and for which no time is set
CHARLIE CHAN A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines, you are not cattle, you ar...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher p...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conque...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN There is one person in charge of every office in America and that person is Charles Darwin.
CHARLIE GRANDY I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to 'make them a...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN One of my goals is to find an unsigned YouTube artist and feature them on my album. That's what ...
CHARLIE PUTH I wanted to play drums because I fell in love with the glitter and the lights, but it wasn't abo...
CHARLIE WATTS When I'm at home or in the studio, I have a 1963 Martin. It's a D-28, and I love that guitar...
CHARLIE WORSHAM All four elements were happening in equal measure - the cuisine, the wine, the service, and the over...
CHARLIE TROTTER Liverpool is such a big club, and I was fortunate to be one of a select few to have played for them....
CHARLIE ADAM I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a ...
CHARLIE SHEEN I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different hea...
CHARLIE SHEEN Every day I am part of my local town community, part of Rio Mesa High School Alumni, part of the rac...
CHARLIE KIMBALL We create our own government. We are responsible for its beauty and for its ugliness. We are respons...
CHARLIE PIERCE The alarm rings 4:45, again at 5, but I wake up 4:30 naturally. Shower, shave, orange juice, perk my...
CHARLIE ROSE I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it do...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN 'We, The People' is more than a statement of purpose. It is an acknowledgement of an obligat...
CHARLIE PIERCE Sometimes I think I should have chosen a line of work where it was just me alone in the room, with t...
CHARLIE TROTTER You know the old adage that the customer's always right? Well, I kind of think that the opposite...
CHARLIE TROTTER 'The Princess Bride' was a movie that I watched all the time.
CHARLIE ROWE Why should poetry have to make sense?
CHARLIE CHAPLIN A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued...
CHARLIE SHEEN Gradually, football has seen its appeal slip at the most basic levels. Pediatricians are advising pa...
CHARLIE PIERCE Ultimately, broadcasters and advertisers have to change the way they do business or they run the ris...
CHARLIE ERGEN I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for ...
CHARLIE SHEEN I'm always inspired by people who have really cool Twitter profiles.
CHARLIE PUTH We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a ...
CHARLIE DANIELS When I get high anxiety, I vomit. My mom was so stressed out. Then I found out I was staying in John...
CHARLIE PUTH We in the United States should be all the more thankful for the freedom and religious tolerance we e...
CHARLIE DENT I have a routine for a day I'm in the office and not really physically active. Or a day when I&#...
CHARLIE KIMBALL There are days when I still wake up angry, and no one handles it perfectly all the time, but honestl...
CHARLIE KIMBALL I have a lot of great racing memories growing up in Europe as a young boy - playing with car parts o...
CHARLIE KIMBALL When I turned 16, I got my driver's license like the rest of my classmates, but I also got an ex...
CHARLIE KIMBALL I have to consider everything I eat; I consider every activity I do.
CHARLIE KIMBALL I wear a continuous glucose monitor when I'm racing.
CHARLIE KIMBALL I've got one of the best health care teams out there as far as diabetes management.
CHARLIE KIMBALL While I'm driving, I've got speed, gear, lap time, water temperature, blood sugar, RPM, oil ...
CHARLIE KIMBALL Beside the brand-ambassador elements of the modern racing driver, the evolution of the athlete has m...
CHARLIE KIMBALL Whenever I am not traveling during the winter, I am pushing hard in the gym. Even when I am travelin...
CHARLIE KIMBALL People ask how hard it can be sitting down for work during a 500-mile race? Well, without power stee...
CHARLIE KIMBALL Overcoming the obstacle of my diabetes diagnosis was something that forced me tackle the challenge h...
CHARLIE KIMBALL The pros and cons of using the apron are likely above my pay grade, but with or without it, the Indy...
CHARLIE KIMBALL My team fills two separate drink bottles for me in the car. One is water, and the other has orange j...
CHARLIE KIMBALL There's a wire injected under my skin a few days before an event and connected to that is a wire...
CHARLIE KIMBALL As the son of a racing car designer and mechanical engineer, I was exposed to motorsports from day o...
CHARLIE KIMBALL Racing is what I live for, and it makes my world go around. Having said that, without the support of...
CHARLIE KIMBALL Gone are the days when you could lie on a beach between races and still be in good enough shape to c...
CHARLIE KIMBALL I have a great race team, great grew members, awesome health care team, endocrinologist, nutritionis...
CHARLIE KIMBALL You don't get a mix of ovals and road/street course racing with this level of competition and sp...
CHARLIE KIMBALL It takes more than driving to become an IndyCar driver. Gone are the days when drivers show up Frida...
CHARLIE KIMBALL Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand stil...
CHARLIE KIMBALL Heights make my feet tingle; not sure if that is a phobia, but it isn't the greatest feeling.
CHARLIE ROWE We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's hap...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clut...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish id...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane...
CHARLIE CHAPLIN The glamour of it all! New York! America!
CHARLIE CHAPLIN The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN