The surest way for a pedestrian to live longer nowadays is to buy himself a car.

There are so many versions of haggis nowadays. You can even buy haggis in a can.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.

Missing someone gets easier everyday. Because, even though it is one day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will

A neighbor is a person who can get to your house in less than a minute and takes two hours to go back home.