The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

"Peace" is when nobody's shooting. A "just peace" is when our side gets what it wants.

How ya gonna find out if they're fresh troops if ya don't wake 'em up and ask 'em?

If you can get behind an Englishman's unholy fear of making a friend until he has known the candidate for at least five years, you will find him a pretty good egg.

The only problem with drawing Nixon is restraint. Your tendency is to let your feelings come out. He's such a loathsome son of a bitch, and he looks so loathsome.