The thing about linemen is they got to be athletes - you don't want the big fat guys that can't move. We have guys with good feet, and that's what you want.
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Related the thing is you can get used to anything you think you cant you want to die but you dont you cant y... ELIZABETH SCOTT We'll be fine. I have guys that are good athletes and quick feet. I can work with that. MARK MCHALE Manny:'Thats wat you do in a herd, you look out for each other.' Sid:'I dont know about you guy... ICE AGE I think we got a group with really good size and athleticism. These are big guys who can move. They'... TODD SPENCER O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to g... RUSSELL HOBAN I never see my bad guys as simply bad. They want pretty much the same thing that you and I want: the... ELMORE LEONARD What you guys want, I'm for. DAN QUAYLE Our post players made some good, quick moves inside and we made Libby's big guys move their feet. JIMMY EPPERLY If you want to beat those guys you have to bury them. They have one big-name guy after another and t... GREGG ZAUN You cant find outside what you dont have inside. CARL HAMMERSCHLAG Man to God: "I've let you down so many times." God to man: "You weren't holding me up. I ... THE SKIT GUYS It's the hand we're dealt, and we have to deal with it. Obviously, it's to the point where we can't ... ROBERT DAVENPORT The guys with the big deficits want to stimulate policy. And the guys with the big surpluses remain ... BILL STERLING people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don... CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ You have to decide what you want first of all. The problem with so many people is that they do not k... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Its hard because you went through camp with these guys and you cant be with them when you win, you c... GERALD HAYES You cant always have what you want but it's important to want what you have. HANNA SKYRING I just told the guys yesterday, you want to win the whole thing you've got to beat everybody. We jus... BARRY MIZZELL I love his swagger. You always want to have good leaders and you want your players to fall in behind... CLINT STOERNER Hicks, Robinson, Wilson ... I don't want to jump the gun, but these guys are Alfred Fincher-type guy... MIKE FARRELL The guys count on you to be that wall and I think fortitude goes into that. You just want to exude t... BRIAN ELLIOTT It's going to be tough because Danville is always a great shooting team and they are well?coached. T... GREG WORRALL I think our guys expect success. They feel like they should be successful. When you have good athlet... KOBY ABNEY We left three touchdowns out there on the field, ... To be greedy, you want to hit those plays, but ... TYLER PALKO I think that when the lies are all told and forgot the truth will be there yet. It dont move about f... CORMAC MCCARTHY The elite is sitting up there with no losses, ... Then you got the good guys. We just got thrown dow... BOBBY BOWDEN We got guys that aspire to be NCAA champions. You got go against those top guys to feel what it is l... DAN ROSS I dont want the kind of love thats in movies, I want my own kind, LYNDSEY ANN-MARIE SHEPARD You want to get the guys some reps, experience and an opportunity to catch up so they will be able t... ROMEO CRENNEL I did film. For instruments, I played guitar, the piano, the drums -- I just basically dive into mus... BRIAN VILLORIA I want to know, ... if you believe what the broadcasts from home tell you. We listen to them. They g... CARL WEBSTER The big thing is that you know what you want. EARL NIGHTINGALE I've got 24 guys and I'm going to play everybody. You don't have to worry about keeping the nine sta... STAN CLIBURN You've got certain guys that just want to be famous and then you've got the real musicians t... ZAKK WYLDE You have to serve in time and time again. What we want out of our guys is the first ball they serve ... JOEL WALTON You guys can pick on me all you want, but I don't pay any attention to you, because I don't have to.... JOE PATERNO Highlanders have a lot of big name players, they want to be physical and they will play to their str... ILIVASI TABUA What you worry about is frustration. Our guys want the ball and want to score. We just tried to tell... FRED SKROCKI You dont got to be the best, you just got to want it more than the next mother fucker CHRIS MACHADO That helps you want it more. Some of these guys were with us late in the season and they got an idea... LEE MEYER Our job is to develop guys to perform in the big leagues. And the big leagues are all about winning ... BRIAN HARPER When I heard about that, it was like somebody was opening a door to you. It's going to be a very goo... FRANKLIN GUTIERREZ This is what you want. You want the big contract, and you want the people to show how much they want... ALLEN IVERSON But thats not love, he thought, thats not what she wants, nor what any of them want, they do not wan... JAMES JONES You cant be in a position where you dont know what you are going to do next. ERIC GREEN A lot of big plays happened when things broke down, ... The linemen picked up their blocks and guys ... CHRIS COOLEY These intellectual guys don't like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they're runn... J.D. SALINGER What you guys want, I'm for. DAN QUAYLE I'm a big fan of all the Boston guys that are acting - Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Mark Wahlberg - ... KENNY WORMALD What are you guys laughing about? You don't want to win? Let's go U-S-A. NANCY LOPEZ The portals want to give good results and the little companies want to be up there with the big guys... PAUL HAGEN It's always hard to break up a championship team. They are players that want to do well and that cre... PATRICK MCVERRY You have to make sure you stick with your guys. He doesn't want to lose you, and you don't want to l... GREG ROSE Most women go through life looking for love, and looking for someone to treat them like a queen. For... TAISEN DESHIMARU Me having a conversation with these guys ? it makes you want to root for them even more. They're inc... GUY LEWIS Guys are doing what they're suppose to, so hopefully they keep gaining confidence as we go along. Yo... BRENT KEMNITZ Obviously a zone with quick guys like they have, they're not just gonna let you throw it into the po... HARVEY CHILDERS The longer you're around, guys see you enough, you figure some guys out. They've got good arms, they... JOHN GIBBONS (McCarthy) was the only good thing I saw tonight. I don't want to talk about how I feel about my tea... OZZIE GUILLEN He is imperial. Isn't that what you want? Twenty-five guys like that? Nine of them on the field and ... CHRIS SABO We're a smaller team and we can run the ball. That 10 extra feet, that might make a difference again... EDDIE GILGENBACH We want those guys to take advantage of what that market delivers and support them in their ability ... FRED GREEN We are looking for guys who won't take any time off and want to compete. We expect our players to do... ADAM PASCAL We played some good teams with some good athletes, but I thought the intangible was our chemistry. T... LEE SHAW You can date whoever you want, but you should marry the nerds and the good guys. SHERYL SANDBERG These guys are some crazy guys, and they're going to want to see a game that reflects that. The game... CHESTER ALDRIDGE It was just two guys fighting for the ball. He caught me with his elbow at one point but it's no big... DANIEL HERNANDEZ When the ball is snapped, you see it all develop with the guys up front. A lot of teams complain abo... JUSTIN GRIFFITH In the NFL, those guys are almost independent in what they want to do, I think you've got a differen... BOBBY JOHNSON Censorship is the thing that stops you doing what you want to do, and what writers want to talk abou... SALMAN RUSHDIE Every year, we want to be better in the last weeks than we are in the first. When you get into the d... JASON HAMILTON If you dont get what you want,you wont want what you get. KENNETH ELLIOTT HUDSON We want to get the post involved a lot more. We've got a lot of guys who can play down low so we wan... ALEX WHITE The thing about being selfish is that you don't care if someone is at your feet begging you to stay ... MIA ASHER It's weird because people think the biggest guys are the biggest eaters, but fat doesn't exp... ADAM RICHMAN Two gap is not an easy thing and it's not a sexy thing either. But for the hard-nosed guy, it's perf... BRENNAN SCHMIDT That's what you want... you work hard, you want your guys to, you know, work the same way you wo... STEFON DIGGS When you lose the entire front four, and they were all drafted by the NFL, it's easy to say you won'... BARRY ALVAREZ It's good for us to get a rhythm and stay with the guys we have and understand that these are the gu... STEPHEN JACKSON You can talk about the secondary all you want. It's not very difficult to throw touchdown passes to ... DUSTY DVORACEK We had some guys score points that are new to the varsity lineup this year. When you can lose what w... DAVE LIPE They may be small, but they're tough guys. You wouldn't want to be in a dark alley with them. KYLE YOUNG Just remember that the things you put into your head are there forever, he said. You might want to t... CORMAC MCCARTHY You get guys around a campfire, and they start telling their stories. That's the fellowship that... JOHN ELDREDGE You don't want your teammate to be hurt, first and foremost. It's a balance, because you want to pla... TOMMY MADDOX I don't want to set a benchmark, but the great thing about sports and one thing I really like about ... JAMES DOLAN You want to be in the (Division I-AA) playoffs, you want to make the schedule strong, you want to ge... BUDDY POUGH If you see something you think is wrong, we want you to tell somebody and forget about being called ... RICHARD DAVIES You can't let that happen. They're tall, big guys. You've got to be physical. ANTHONY SCHLEGEL Your feet are the last thing you want to have a problem with because you rely on them. LYNNE DAVIS We had the same thing last year [in the first round] against Alabama. They had two good big guys and... JOAH TUCKER Girls want to do what older guys are doing, or they want to be cool. Girls do feel a lot of stress ?... MEGHAN WARD Personality means a lot to me. You don't need crap disturbers. You need upbeat guys, and have hard w... DOUG RICHERT It's always good to start off well. You want to earn the guys' respect. SEAN STARKE I just want a big HBO special or a network or somebody willing to get behind my work and promote it.... GARY OWEN You've got to step it up. It's not the same. What you did during the regular season, it's not good e... LARRY COYER I always talk about that big jump guys make between their first and second year, and Kenechi is righ... BRIAN BAKER Considering we hadn't played with each other before, we beat a very good team. It's fun to play with... DAVID JACKSON A good director is like a good coach. You want to play for him. You want to really show him your goo... MICHAEL PENA We've had four guys now accomplish it. That shows our history and our tradition, but we want to move... COREY IHMELS
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It's going to be a physical spring. MARK MCHALE That's not good enough. We charted out 47 passes and 25 runs per game last season. We need to increa... MARK MCHALE That wasn't physically getting beat. It was a miscommunication deal. MARK MCHALE We'll be fine. I have guys that are good athletes and quick feet. I can work with that. MARK MCHALE We'll see if he's one of those kind of players. MARK MCHALE The guy who had the biggest challenge (on Tuesday) was Overmyer. He was going against the first-team... MARK MCHALE I had a little heart-to-heart with him, and I think the light bulb finally came on. He got a little ... MARK MCHALE You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition. JOEL MCHALE I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. JOEL MCHALE It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and... 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KEVIN MCHALE These preliminary observations, and others under review, form the framework for an in-depth analysis... PAUL MCHALE I can think of no one more appropriate or compelling than Colonel Madden to keynote the conference t... JOHN MCHALE We just had to shake it up a little bit. We're always going to keep working. KEVIN MCHALE 'Talk to me,' it's what you say to someone to let them know you're there. Just three... KEVIN MCHALE We believe that when someone is wrongfully incarcerated, the press can help draw public attention to... JOHN MCHALE We anticipate providing from the Department of Defense a 500-bed mobile hospital. That will be deplo... PAUL MCHALE Training has been very good but you would expect that from a man with twenty years of experience at ... FINTAN MCHALE He is very commanding in the air and because he is so experienced he is able to talk everyone throug... FINTAN MCHALE The word is 'caution. We have to look at a mission and decide if a civilian capability is available ... PAUL MCHALE I'm scared to see myself in 3D. KEVIN MCHALE We were transforming the world, working 20 hours a day. [Media] people were jumping in because they ... TIM MCHALE Feed a stray dog when you get lonesome for me. Check on some of the older ladies in town that have n... CELESTE FLETCHER MCHALE An internal breakthrough is a burden, an external one is a blessing. MARK I'm a city boy. I grew up in a big city, in Birmingham, and I want to write about a city. It'... MARK BILLINGHAM Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. MARK TWAIN I miss both of my parents terribly every day, but especially as we approach Thanksgiving. We always ... MARK SHRIVER My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. MARK TWAIN Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. 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MARK TWAIN In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. MARK TWAIN Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here firs... MARK TWAIN But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one... MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. MARK TWAIN The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. MARK TWAIN Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of ti... MARK TWAIN It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. MARK TWAIN The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become. MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evil. MARK TWAIN Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. MARK TWAIN When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudony... MARK ZUCKERBERG Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled. MARK TWAIN Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired. MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. MARK TWAIN My success was due to good luck, hard work, and support and advice from friends and mentors. But mos... MARK WARNER There are lies, damned lies and statistics. MARK TWAIN Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. MARK TWAIN Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside... MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one. MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read. MARK TWAIN I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. MARK ZUCKERBERG The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a ba... MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started. MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. MARK TWAIN There was a point when I was 15 or 16 that I realized that my father wanted me to be a loner. I deci... MARK VONNEGUT There is plenty of blame to go around for the U.S. housing bubble, but not much of it belongs to Fan... MARK ZANDI Human cultural diversity is vast; the range of cultural practices, beliefs, and languages that we sp... MARK PAGEL I made my name and reputation DJing in hip-hop clubs in New York. 'Celebrity DJ' is a term t... MARK RONSON Kids don't need to be taught the value of making; they are natural makers, at least until tradit... MARK FRAUENFELDER Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. MARK TWAIN I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't. MARK GATISS Defending birthright citizenship is about being on the right side of liberty. The 14th Amendment is ... MARK MCKINNON If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half. MARK TWAIN I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. MARK ZUCKERBERG Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce... MARK HOPKINS Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it... MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet! MARK MCKINNEY To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce. MARK EDWARDS What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ... MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. B... MARK TWAIN When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu... MARK TWAIN The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly... MARK TWAIN By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfec... MARK TWAIN So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment. MARK TWAIN The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes... MARK TWAIN We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w... MARK TWAIN The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff... MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated. MARK TWAIN A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will ... MARK TWAIN To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman. MARK TWAIN I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than ... MARK TWAIN A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; t... MARK TWAIN Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st... MARK TWAIN Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi... MARK TWAIN Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to... MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ... MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people... MARK TWAIN Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find... MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood... MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out. MARK TWAIN I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol... MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than... MARK TWAIN The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst... MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. MARK TWAIN All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh... MARK TWAIN To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ... MARK TWAIN All workers, whether they are employed in the private or public sector, should avoid living 'pay... MARK SKOUSEN Fear is an underrated emotion. And that's why I think it's very dangerous to try and cosset ... MARK GATISS I have a very dear family and very dear friends. They're my rock. These are people who knew me f... MARK RUFFALO There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of t... MARK ZANDI I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you. MARK MCKINNEY Too-easy credit and millions of bad loans made during the U.S. housing bubble paved the way for the ... MARK ZANDI James Cagney, Steve McQueen, I loved all those guys. I grew up loving the movies but had no desire t... MARK WAHLBERG There's a certain way you stand to give yourself authority, which gives you the texture for the ... MARK GODDARD I couldn't have left my career as an actor on a better note than to have done a cameo in the Los... MARK GODDARD I vaguely remember in the '90s when Calvin Klein started making unisex CK1. Don't worry abou... MARK RONSON Well, right now we're so busy that I kind of had to put all the hobbies on hold. But I like goin... MARK KELLY I have traveled down this path before - 'List of Seven' and 'Twin Peaks' both have t... MARK FROST We have pension funds with 1.5 trillion euros investments, and they want to find business opportunit... MARK RUTTE We need not to just kill the boat-smuggling business model: we also need to get rid of this asylum-s... MARK RUTTE We are a mission-driven company. In order to do this, we have to build a great team. And in order to... MARK ZUCKERBERG Potential home buyers have a two-step decision process. First, they determine whether they can affor... MARK ZANDI The best person to get something done is a busy person. MARK BURNETT The Romney candidacy is better than it was four years ago, but it's not clear that it's good... MARK STEYN I don't buy the argument that there can't be a successful independent candidacy for the pres... MARK MCKINNON Having been heavily involved in the planning of a couple of G.O.P. conventions, my view is, we shoul... MARK MCKINNON Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, t... MARK HOPPUS The Bush tax cuts should be extended permanently for families with annual incomes of less than $250,... MARK ZANDI In my movies, I'm not trying to erase any old image of myself, really. And also I'm not tryi... MARK WAHLBERG When I'm in the middle of making a movie, I have blinders on; it's all about just getting th... MARK WATERS Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. MARK TWAIN It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal... MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help. MARK TWAIN Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. MARK TWAIN Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting... MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do. MARK TWAIN Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest. MARK TWAIN The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itse... MARK TWAIN Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would ... MARK TWAIN If you're a big celebrity, you get money to be private. I'm just a working stiff. I don'... MARK FUHRMAN There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry. MARK TWAIN The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things tha... MARK TWAIN Optimist: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled MARK TWAIN Necessity is the mother of "taking chances" MARK TWAIN I remember riding my bike down the boardwalk with nowhere to go and looking at the girls. It was rea... MARK RUFFALO Distance lends enchantment to the view MARK TWAIN Be good and you will be lonesome. MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far MARK TWAIN The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline ... MARK RUSSELL To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble. MARK TWAIN Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it... MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. MARK TWAIN Here's one of my bad habits: when I go to someone's house, I head straight to their bookshel... MARK FRAUENFELDER Whether you do stand-up comedy or write a story, you have a duty to deliver. As a comedian, you walk... MARK BILLINGHAM China is responsible for a lot of the major conservation issues we're facing. It's the main ... MARK CARWARDINE When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. MARK TWAIN There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many... MARK TWAIN Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you. MARK TWAIN Americans are notoriously ill-equipped for self-reflection. We're usually a very boisterous, out... MARK FROST I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin... MARK TWAIN The turning point for me was when the Supreme Court installed Bush in 2000, even though he got half ... MARK EDWARDS A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power. MARK RUTHERFORD Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would... MARK TWAIN Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati... MARK TWAIN Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material... MARK TWAIN Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no... MARK TWAIN There is a great deal of human nature in people. MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance. MARK TWAIN There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce. MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot... MARK TWAIN Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. MARK TWAIN Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat... MARK TWAIN