The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.

The favorite thing I like to do is nothing. I'm such an expert at doing nothing. I have a boat. I make training films for the Coast Guard. I listen to a great deal of opera.

Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.

Everyone thinks acting is easy. It's far from easy, but it's the most gratifying thing I do.

You can't do anything else once you do game shows. You have no career.