The Top Ten Reasons Why Virgin Val Sucks 10. She called me a one-hit-wonder. 9. She doesn’t appreciate the endearing nickname I gave her. 8. She makes me write stupid blogs about her at four in the morning. 7. She’s encouraging people not to have sex. 6. She blew me off when I asked her out. 5. She has a crush on a douche bag. 4. She won’t answer any of my calls. 3. She’s such a tease with her look-but-don’t-touch policy. 2. I played a whole effing concert just for her and she didn’t come even though she told me she would. (You’re such a liar!) And the #1 reason why Virgin Val sucks? I still want her anyway.
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KELLY ROWLAND I never said I was a 'good girl.' I'm not a bad girl. KELLY CLARKSON I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backs... KELLY CUTRONE I'm not a barbarian. MEGYN KELLY Big waves are a whole different ball game. You're riding a wave with an immense amount of speed ... KELLY SLATER My friends and family are my support system. They tell me what I need to hear, not what I want to he... KELLY CLARKSON Self-reflection is so healthy. Journaling works for me - when I record the details of what I'm g... KELLY ROWLAND It makes my skin crawl to think about the violent ways snakes, lizards, alligators and other exotic ... KELLY BROOK Germany expected that at the most a day or so would see Belgian resistance broken and the dash on Pa... KELLY MILLER I was actually lost in Beirut on the way home. KELLY PRESTON We all come to the point where it's time to get yourself straight, as a businesswoman, a mother,... KELLY ROWLAND I remember I went through a period where I didn't embrace my 'chocolatiness.' I don'... KELLY ROWLAND Coming into the music industry, even when I was a kid, one thing I learned is timing is everything. ... KELLY ROWLAND I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by othe... KELLY OSBOURNE They say marriage will change you but it didn't change me. Being in love changed me. R. KELLY Baby-carrying means your hearts are close together. It's a very intense and beautiful way to bon... KELLY CUTRONE I think the most beautiful thing is that we're not parting because there were problems. We'r... KELLY ROWLAND I have such a big mouth. KELLY HU Nineties hip-hop was a big influence for me; it still is. I love '90s everything. And it's w... TORI KELLY Fight against and fall. Instead, embrace it all. Allow 'what is' to fill your inner-... KELLY MARTIN