The trouble with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

Easter is not a time for groping through dusty, musty tomes or tombs to disprove spontaneous generation or even to prove life eternal. It is a day to fan the ashes of dead hope, a day to banish doubts and seek the slopes where the sun is rising, to revel in the faith which transports us out of ourselves and the dead past into the vast and inviting unknown.

Eat, drink and be scary

May Jack-o-lanterns burning brightOf soft and golden huePierce through the future’s veil and showWhat fate now holds for you.

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,May luck be yours on Halloween.