The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
HENRY CATE The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
ROBERT FROST The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
HENRY CATE VII I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. ...
MITT ROMNEY We got the ball into Rogers, particularly in the second half, and they had trouble containing him.
JOE BALESTRACCI They drop out, they don't get a proper education, they often end up on the street, they end up in tr...
JAMES REYNOLDS The trouble with boxing is that too often it ends in sadness.
BARRY MCGUIGAN The broader message is that technological hubris will always get you in trouble with nature.
ERIK LARSON Once you start to become the butt of Jay Leno's jokes, ... you know you are in trouble.
LARRY LEVITT The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succee...
C. S. LEWIS Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often su...
C.S. LEWIS The trouble with being inspired to perform the impossible was that the inspiration gave you no clues...
KEN FOLLETT It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
RICK RIORDAN Democrats can't get elected unless things get worse, and things won't get worse unless they get elec...
JEANE KIRKPATRICK Democrats can't get elected unless things get worse-and things won't get worse unless they get elect...
JEANE J. KIRKPATRICK Whether Bush or Gore is elected makes very little difference on this issue. We have a 2-year Congres...
CHRISTINE VARNEY The trouble with radicals is that they only read radical literature, and the trouble with conservati...
THOMAS NIXON CARVER The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
CHER The trouble with some women is that they get all
excited about nothing and then marry him.
CHER The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him
CHER If they got trouble, they would be sent here and I would put them to work. But they weren't here ver...
LEONARD UNDERWOOD The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS With wisdom we will get our rights, and if they create any trouble for us, they will regret it in th...
AKBAR RAFSANJANI With wisdom we will get our rights, and if they create any trouble for us, they will regret it in th...
AKBAR HASHEMI RAFSANJANI There's no way in the world when I get elected that I will throw the baby out with the bath water,
ADRIAN FENTY When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's...
ERIN DUFFY Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS Democrats can't get elected unless things get worse - and things won't get worse unless they...
JEANE KIRKPATRICK Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
ASHLEY TISDALE The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
CHER They were afraid if the children were not very obedient they would get in trouble with white people ...
ALVIN POUSSAINT We often face patients who are reluctant to start insulin injections. Either they're afraid of the n...
STUART WEISS We (Camp Barnabas) will have a watch party at 5 p.m., Sunday, where PB2 Companies of Rogers, Ark., w...
CYNDY TEAS They saw him as the class clown. He was tall and scrawny and always playing practical jokes on teach...
TODD NELSON The trouble with photographing beautiful women is that you never get into the dark room until after ...
YOUSUF KARSH The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too ...
PATRICK YOUNG The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there ...
ELBERT HUBBARD If you really act like a celebrity, the security guards will worry that they will get into trouble f...
ALEX MAMLET It was very tough last night. When you get un-elected, you're done that minute.
JULI LAX The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get i...
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM He makes a Foe who makes a jest.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN The trouble for today's footballers is they have too many distractions. We used to get our old p...
FRANZ BECKENBAUER What you RESIST, PERSISTS. If you take ownership and deal with things that are bothering you, then, ...
SOURCE UNKNOWN We expect that many of these people will be in very deep trouble by the time they come to us,
JOEL GREENBERG The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
ABE LEMONS The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there.
HERB CAEN Presidents should do whatever possible and practical to encourage an environment of cooperation and ...
MARK MCKINNON The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKI Our hearts are with them. It's an awful thing to go through. Rape survivors often have to live with ...
BILL LOCKYER The trouble with having a place for everything is how often it gets filled up with everything else.
DON FRASER As you advance, the games get tougher. If we think that they will all be this easy, we're in trouble...
PAUL ALIOTO The trouble with people like Tony Blair is they get confused, they think intelligence is education w...
DAVID BAILEY [Along with a gallery of photos displayed throughout, the book comes with a DVD that has save-for-yo...
WALLY SCHIRRA The trouble with being patient is that eventually you get tired of it.
LEMONY SNICKET With age, life becomes complex and difficult, often fraught with risk on several levels, from the pr...
HENRY ROLLINS We knew coming in that it would be a very tough match. The fact that Rogers has won the state champi...
KELLY YOUNG They [Rogers] said it is about the benefit of the Chinese community.
ELAINE XIE I don't think Obama will get re-elected.
JIM DEMINT Southern women often marry a man knowing that he is the father of many little slaves. They do not tr...
HARRIET ANN JACOBS A very powerful mechanism to get elected is to play on anger and pick those wedge issues.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU Civilised life, you know, is based on a huge number of illusions in which we all collaborate willing...
J.G. BALLARD Kenny Rogers is not the guy he likes to face very often, so we sat him out. But he was ready to play...
RON GARDENHIRE The trouble with men is that they have limited minds. That's the trouble
with women, too."
JOANNA RUSS It was a great start to the season, they were solid all around. Beating both Rogers and Barrington i...
KYLE HOWARD The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance
BETTE MIDLER The trouble with most Englishwomen is that they will dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous...
EDITH SITWELL The trouble with most Englishwomen is that they will dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous...
DAME EDITH SITWELL The trouble with Ian is that he gets off with women because he can't get on with them.
ROSAMOND LEHMAN When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and...
DAVE BARRY The trouble with parents is that by the time they are experienced, they are unemployed.
SOURCE UNKNOWN The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations fr...
KARL KRAUS The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations fr...
KARL KRAUS The trouble with specialists is that they tend to think in grooves.
ELAINE MORGAN The trouble with specialists is that they tend to think in grooves
ELAINE MORGAN I'd rather stop them in the beginning before they get into trouble with children.
BEA FOWLER I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight.
BORIS JOHNSON The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, there isn't any there there.
GERTRUDE STEIN we get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.
GEORGE CARLIN I'm a very happy, content member of David Cameron's team. I fought very hard to get my frien...
GEORGE OSBORNE She buys "mixed salad greens" for seven dollars a bag, triple-washed with who knows what. And to get...
RUDOLPH DELSON The barrier to our future is often the very plans that we’ve created to get there.
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH We want to be very clear, and not necessarily fuzz things up with diplomatic language that may get u...
DAVID GROSS The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties
WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM During a political campaign everyone is concerned with what a candidate will do on this or that ques...
EVERETT DIRKSEN To be right with God has often meant to be in trouble with men.
A. W. TOZER Monitoring depression is very important. Often people come in for treatment when they are starting t...
DR. DAVID L. DUNNER The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.
BILL SHANKLY Unfortunately, this is very bad news for the White House -- and not just because of the inevitable l...
MICHELLE MALKIN In all the works on pedagogy that ever I read — and they have been many, big, and heavy — I don'...
CHARLES SANDERS PEIRCE I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jok...
KAREN DUFFY The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
HENRY WHEELER SHAW The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does...
STEVE HARVEY The trouble with organizing a thing is that pretty soon folks get to paying more attention to the or...
LAURA INGALLS WILDER The trouble is that too often there is forty horsepower under the bonnet and one asspower at the whe...
JOHN MACNAUGHTON The Treasury has enough trouble with forecasts even when they are trying to get them right.
NIGEL LAWSON The trouble with self-made men is that they tend to worship their creator.
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