The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one

What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness! A beautiful woman utters absurdities: we listen, and we hear not the absurdities but wise thoughts

I'm disguised as a sailor; as French, Spanish and Chinese at different times; and even as an old woman wearing a scarf and wig to get closer to Hope.

[- Kirsten Cohen (Kelly Rowan): At her posh rehab center, Kirsten meets a mysterious woman named Charlotte (Jeri Ryan). Schwartz says that despite the coverage of Marissa's lesbian flirtation last season, Kirsten and Charlotte will not kiss.] We did a lot of that last year, ... Where that story line is going is not what people are expecting.

My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull

I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear