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The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
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ALBERT EINSTEIN
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ALBERT EINSTEIN
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ALBERT EINSTEIN
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FRANK ZAPPA
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ALBERT EINSTEIN
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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'Excelle...
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A Man Said to the Universe

A man said to the universe:
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Love is the most mysterious force in the universe.

It locks two souls together across spa...
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Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together?
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You are a child of the universe
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I have a serious question."

"I will give a serious answer."

"Can a god be kill...
ILONA ANDREWS
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Beauty is the light within. Only when you see the light within yourself will others see it in you.
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Even so, I’m somebody.
I’m the Discoverer of Nature.
I’m the Argonaut of true sensat...
ALBERTO CAEIRO
depth and substance.
the two most exquisite qualities.
be it in a poem
or a person.
SANOBER KHAN
All great results in our universe are founded in motions and forces the most minute.
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We have tears in our eyes
As we wave our goodbyes,
We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL
Do I dare disturb the universe?

Yes, I do, I do. I think.

Jerry suddenly und...
ROBERT CORMIER
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GARY F EVANS...
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I love the piece of earth you are,
because in all the planetary prairies
I do not have ano...
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