The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.

The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!

Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.