The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."
Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro.

We can’t know what’s going to happen. We can just try to figure it out as we go along.
- Roger Sullivan

It's a road trip! It's about adventure! . . . It's not like we have somewhere to go.

Are you trying to be subtle? Because I know you're talking about the honeybunnyless prom tragedy that is my life.

I bet if you look at the average teenager and the average adult, the average teenager has read more books in the last year than the average adult. Now of course the adult would be all like, 'I'm busy, I got a job, I got stuff to do.' WHATEVER! READ! I mean, you're watching CSI: Miami. Why would you be watching CSI: Miami, when you could be READING CSI: Miami, the novelization?