The ways of Wayne are mysterious and incomprehensible.

Sequels always have to be bigger.

You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know."
"Nonsense," he said. "You just have to promise me that I won't have to do a thing, and then I'll do anything you want."
"Anything?"
"Anything that doesn't require doing anything."
"That's nothing, then."
"Is it?"
"Yes."
"Well, that's something.

Wondering where the Mokians get all those shark teeth? Well it involves using children who read the last pages of books first as bait.

A party. What was I going to do at a party? I had a feeling I'd have been much better off in the water with the sharks.

Stupid water, ruining my enjoyment of swimming.