The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better way to get to know our country than by what politicians or airline commercials represent.
Billy Joel
Related Jazz, rock and roll, movies and comics are the culture of America. BILL GRIFFITH 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON I wanna show that gospel, country, blues, rhythm and blues, jazz, rock 'n' roll are all just... ETTA JAMES They know how important this tournament is for our country. We love to play baseball. What better ch... STAN JAVIER Because the blues is the basis of most American music in the 20th century. It's a 12-bar form th... WYNTON MARSALIS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES What Delaware needs to stay competitive is a whole new scene, and that is to create a entertainment ... CLAIRE M. DEMATTEIS Rock and roll is one of the great American art forms, just like jazz, blues, and bluegrass. We love ... TOM SMITH When I started out, I wanted to be Billy Joel. The plan was to be a singer-songwriter of that ilk, a... JASON ROBERT BROWN What are the symbols of American strength, wealth, power and modernity? Certainly not jazz and rock ... ORIANA FALLACI I didn't plan on rock-n-roll. I wanted to learn jazz; I got to know some people doing rock-n-rol... ROBBY KRIEGER The early Billy Joel stuff I fell in love with, like Glass Houses, is a real rock record. GAVIN DEGRAW Rock and roll has probably given more than it's taken. CHARLIE WATTS rock 'n' roll, jazz and traditional folk culture. ROBERT HUNTER My audience went, 'Wait, why is she singing jazz? What's going on?' And then they went, ... LADY GAGA Rock is not dead, but it is The Walking Dead, with a few groups still trying to survive in a zombie ... MICHAEL P. NAUGHTON I don't know how much more expressive you can get than being a rock and roll singer. ROBERT PLANT T-shirt and jeans style now is where I'm at. Maybe a little rock 'n' roll T-shirt and je... JOSH HUTCHERSON I'm a hybrid-genre person, which a lot of people find confusing. I grew up listening to American... TEDDY THOMPSON If you represent our country, it should represent us. It's supposed to be a two-way thing, but w... SHELLY-ANN FRASER-PRYCE Sex and drugs and rock and roll. IAN DURY I'm a rock and roll singer. ADAM ANT Yugoslavia was a kind of superpower. Great movies. Beautiful novels. Great rock-and-roll. We became ... EMIR KUSTURICA I liked all music when I was a kid: blues, rock 'n' roll, country and reggae. I don't think I can pl... GEORGE THOROGOOD Most people are blown away by the fact that Beck is Jewish... and Billy Joel. I didn't know he w... GUY OSEARY I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E... GARTH RISK HALLBERG I loved singing rock-and-roll, jazz, anything on radio, anything commercial. I was able to do anythi... LA INDIA We love rock 'n' roll. Being able to do what we do every night ? seeing the country and, hopefully, ... AUGIE VISOCCHI Other than that, I've taken grief my whole life over the way I played and this and that. I let the c... BOB GOLIC It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say? JOSH DAVIS I don't really get the same kinda romance that I would get from, like, jazz. And even to a lesse... LUPE FIASCO The world that I come from is the world of raves, hip-hop clubs, and rock and roll. MATISYAHU Jazz is one of the great, truly native American art forms. Along with the movies, it's probably the ... DANA GIOIA I never had a chance to go the Olympics or Pan American Games. Just having a chance to put that jers... ALEX CORA His style is sort of pop, like Billy Joel or Elton John. CHRIS BRANDON I'm not so rock and roll. I'm more techno. RAF SIMONS Rock and roll is here to stay. NEIL YOUNG This is what our country is all about. Everybody is proud of their American citizenship and they wan... MICHAEL YOUNG Every performer who ever performed in rock and roll or even close to it is lying if they tell you th... MAC DAVIS The group who spoke here the other day did not represent the American ideals of freedom, liberty and... JEFF SESSIONS It's an extremely difficult time for both the airline and the industry and the cuts we're proposing ... JON AUSTIN Hip hop is the new rock n' roll, you know what I mean? And anybody who doesn't think that is... DAN AUERBACH I'm not going to have a perfect career. It's better to be Billy Wilder and make lots of movi... JASON REITMAN The whole world loves a maverick and the whole world wants the maverick to achieve something nobler ... KEVIN PATTERSON The whole world loves a maverick and the whole world wants the maverick to achieve something nobler ... KEVIN PATTERSON Our whole dynamic is kind of based around that push and pull. Marco is a very skilled jazz musician ... JOE RUSSO Growing up in Oakland, we did things like white t-shirt, blue jeans and Nikes. That was my get down,... MARSHAWN LYNCH There is something for everyone. From hard rock to slow ballads, stripped down rock and roll to old ... WAYNE LEE I usually listen to classic rock and roll. CALEB LANDRY JONES There's rock n' roll in hip-hop, there's rock n' roll in pop music, there's rock... JOHN VARVATOS You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o... BILLY JOEL If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! KURT COBAIN Well, all rock and roll is based in artifice. BILLY CORGAN You can't have rock and roll without drugs, you can't have rock and roll without sex. RICK JAMES Rock and roll is - and should be - a kid's place. BEN FOLDS Fifty years ago, it was the dream of every bohemian artist to be seen getting out of a limousine wea... BRAD HOLLAND Loves by all pros and cons is better than force it to look perfect CG9SYXJHZGL0AWE= When I talk about rock n' roll, to me, that goes back to the beginning of the 1950s. Blue suede ... BOBBY KEYS What I get in rock 'n' roll that I don't get in movies is that connection with people. With music it... JULIETTE LEWIS We're more popular than Jesus Christ now. I don't know which will go first; rock and roll or Christi... JOHN LENNON I have always believed that there is nothing greater than a life in rock n' roll - it has to be ... ATUL GAWANDE Rock n' Roll came from the slaves singing gospel in the fields. Their lives were hell and they used ... MEAT LOAF For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen... DARIUS RUCKER Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. PETER YORK You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ... SUFJAN STEVENS New York is the dream world, the center of jazz and rock. GYORGY LIGETI We teach young kids from 8 to 14 or 15 about their musical heritage through great songs written by A... MARGARET WHITING We have the opportunity and the responsibility to lead our country to a better and brighter future, ... ELIZABETH ESTY Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only one grew before, deserves ... JONATHAN SWIFT Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i... JOSEPH CONRAD Foreigners have a complex set of associations in their minds when they think of America - from Iraq ... SHASHI THAROOR What we wanted to do more than anything was to get people in there and into our jeans. ERICA ARCHAMBAULT I use rock and jazz and blues rhythms because I love that music. I hope my poetry has a relationship... ADRIAN MITCHELL To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN New Age is a very small box. It was a term that was brought in by the music industry to classify mus... YANNI Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listen... ACTION BRONSON There are better ways we can transform this virulent hatred - by living our ideals, the Peace Corps,... HELEN THOMAS The people I represent in Northeast Ohio and the tens of millions of workers across our country are ... TIM RYAN I can say without hesitation that there is certainly no greater show to be a contestant on than '... RANDY WEST Being a new band, I just can't think of a better way to get your name out to all of the Hard-Rock cr... ADAM RICH What better way to send your regards to Broadway and to New York than by coming to New York and gett... CAROLYN MALONEY Rock and roll might be summed up as monotony tinged with hysteria. VANCE PACKARD Energy is so important. If you don't have it, don't bother with rock and roll. YOKO ONO Most of modern rock and roll is a product of guilt. CAPTAIN BEEFHEART The guitar is such an incredible instrument; it plays classical, flamenco, jazz, country, bluegrass,... RANDY BACHMAN My existence is about making movies, so I've just got to rock and roll with the punches. You wan... ABEL FERRARA It's exciting. It's a double dose of Billy Joel. BARBARA BOCHNER Each of you, for himself or herself, by himself or herself, and on his or her own responsibility, mu... MARK TWAIN That kid loves basketball more than probably the whole rest of this whole community. ROB PORRITT Whether we or our politicians know it or not, Nature is party to all our deals and decisions, and sh... WENDELL BERRY Now, I don't know how they judge all that, but if anybody in the world deserves to be in the Roc... WAYLON JENNINGS How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g... C. JOYBELL C. I listened to classical guitar and Spanish guitar, as well as jazz guitar players, rock and roll and... BOZ SCAGGS If you want to release your aggression, get up and dance. That's what rock and roll is all about... CHUCK BERRY Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano. BEN FOLDS CLEMENTINE: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon. JOEL: I know. CLEMENTINE: What d... CHARLIE KAUFMAN Being a new band, I just can't think of a better way to get your name out to all of the Hard-Roc... ADAM RICH Like Hollywood movies, MTV and blue jeans, fast food has become one of America's major cultural ... ERIC SCHLOSSER Truth is irrelevant. What is relevant is whether or not they believe it." The logic in th... SARAH MACLEAN Want LESS! Need LESS! Live MORE! TANYA MASSE
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Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV. BILLY JOEL have a good reason to be scared. BILLY JOEL Only the Good Die Young BILLY JOEL Went off to school, and learned to serve the state.Followed the rules, and drank his vodka straight.... BILLY JOEL Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile. BILLY JOEL Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life. BILLY JOEL They all want your white body, and they await your reply.But, between you and me, and this Staten Is... BILLY JOEL I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things. BILLY JOEL She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me. BILLY JOEL I know that everybody has a dreamEverybody has a dreamAnd this is my dream, my ownJust to be at home... BILLY JOEL She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes. 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BILLY JOEL I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone. BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ... BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool. BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time. BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashion Don't change the color of your hair. . . . I could not love... BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a room A sanctuary safe and strong To heal the wounds from lovers pa... BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fine You can't be everything you want to be Before your time. BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty face To tell me pretty lies All I want is someone to believe. BILLY JOEL I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good t... BILLY JOEL I can't remember faces, don't remember names, but after awhile and a thousand miles it all becomes t... BILLY JOEL Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more. BILLY JOEL As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense... BILLY JOEL They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev... BILLY JOEL I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a... BILLY JOEL I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New Yo... BILLY JOEL Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me. BILLY JOEL If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought t... BILLY JOEL People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect... BILLY JOEL What if she figures out you're not very smart? BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe. BILLY JOEL Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow a... BILLY JOEL Honesty is such a lonely wordEveryone is so untrueHonest is hardly ever heardAnd mostly what I need ... BILLY JOEL If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time. BILLY JOEL People who are looking for art in rock 'n' roll or pop are looking for something that either doesn't... BILLY JOEL You Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be th... BILLY JOEL You can speak your mindBut not on my time. BILLY JOEL Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation. BILLY JOEL You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o... 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BILLY JOEL We all have a face that we hide away forever,And we take them out and show ourselves when everyone h... BILLY JOEL I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable. BILLY JOEL Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then. BILLY JOEL I believe that all important matters have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we k... BILLY JOEL They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone. BILLY JOEL You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird. BILLY JOEL Part of me is afraid to let go of this other thing, which was so hugely successful. But on the other... BILLY JOEL There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin. BILLY JOEL ...And you're the only one who knows. BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems. BILLY JOEL Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, "Listen to me." Now it says... BILLY JOEL I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me e... BILLY JOEL You can get what you want or you can just get old. BILLY JOEL Well we're waiting here in Allentown, For the Pennsylvania we never found, For the promise... BILLY JOEL Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something... BILLY JOEL I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ... BILLY JOEL I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about ... BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. BILLY JOEL I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking t... BILLY JOEL Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music. 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