The winds were blowing 50 mph and gusting to 70. I hit a par-3 with my hat.

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

I never exaggerate. I just remember big.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.