The wise grieve neither for the living nor for the dead. There was never a time when you and I and all the kings gathered here have not existed and nor will there be a time when we will cease to exist.
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swift, nor the battle to the strong,... BIBLE I have never been able to grasp the meaning of time. I don't believe it exists. I've felt th... THOR HEYERDAHL Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to never was there, and where you are ... FLANNERY O'CONNOR I looked over at Augustus Waters, who looked back at me. You could almost see through his eyes they ... JOHN GREEN For I am convinced that neither death nor life neither angels nor demons neither the present nor the... ANONYMOUS But here, just at this point: this is limbo. There is the sense that if you stay at this point for t... IRVINE WELSH The Germanic invasions destroyed neither the Mediterranean unity of the ancient world, nor what may ... HENRI PIRENNE The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet r... BIBLE Hearts aren't handcuffs and people aren't prisons. When you feel it's time for you to leave, you lea... BEAU TAPLIN And indeed there will be time for the yellow smoke that slides along the street rubbing its back upo... T.S. ELIOT He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. CRAIG GROESCHEL There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus BIBLE We will continue to mobilize and radicalize the protests in favor of life and against the free-trade... LUIS MACAS Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every h... H.L. MENCKEN There is a moment, a cusp, when the sum of gathered experience is worn down by the details of living... PAUL KALANITHI I am neither a sociologist nor a politician. All I can do is imagine for myself what the future will... MICHELANGELO ANTONIONI Living Life Tomorrow's fate, though thou be wise, Thou canst not tell nor yet surmise; Pass, therefo... OMAR KHAYYAM Song You know that it is there, lair where the bear ceases for a time eve... 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Lions are neither predators nor killers. They just go for hunting like kings; because they are the k... MUNIA KHAN The testimony I have read makes it clear that additional resources are needed and needed now, ... Th... RON WYDEN I thought that I was the Warrior and Cersei was the Maid, but all the time she was the Stranger, ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Living Life Tomorrow's fate, though thou be wise, Thou canst not tell nor yet surmise; Pass, the... OMAR KHAYYAM The difference is that if we turn from the Gentile first, we will have the Almighty as the immediate... MEIR KAHANE Where there is charity and wisdom, there is neither fear nor ignorance. Where there is patience and ... SAINT FRANCIS OF ASSISI Where there is charity and wisdom, there is neither fear nor ignorance. Where there is patience and ... ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA There will be a time, when you ask for nothing but life. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be nor more death, neither sorrow... BIBLE And it was pointless...to think how those years could have been put to better use, for he could hard... CHARLES FRAZIER She was infamous once upon a time. She's legendary now. The girl is a definite force to be reckoned ... REBECCA HARRIS I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. EMINEM We are changed souls; we don't look at things the same way anymore. For there was a time when we exp... DOUGLAS COUPLAND There will never come a time when I will be able to resist my emotions. LOUISE ERDRICH Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance ... SIR WALTER RALEIGH Why wait for later when there might not be a later? Why wait for next time when there might not be a... RON BARATONO There is neither this world nor the world beyond nor happiness for the one who doubts. BHAGAVAD GITA I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here; and I shall exist till the end of time, for my b... KAHLIL GIBRAN I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here; and I shall exist till the end of time, for my b... KHALIL GIBRAN There have been so many legal violations that you can consider this election will be neither clean n... ELDAR NAMAZOV Right now I want a word that describes the feeling that you get--a cold sick feeling, deep down insi... JENNIFER DONNELLY Man was formed for society and is neither capable of living alone, nor has the courage to do it. WILLIAM BLACKSTONE Men was formed for society, and is neither capable of living alone, nor has the courage to do it. WILLIAM BLACKSTONE Make as much racket as you like people. Noise is life and an excess of noise is a sign that life is ... SALMAN RUSHDIE A person should neither serious nor curious, to the thing which will not profitable for him/her life... 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