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Then a friend of Jim's suggested we make a theme song to explain the story, and this is where the Mads came from. Josh and I wrote it into the theme song.


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BILLY JOEL Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should...
BILLY JOEL I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
BILLY JOEL I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
BILLY JOEL The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
BILLY JOEL Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
BILLY JOEL I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
BILLY JOEL Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
BILLY JOEL He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
BILLY JOEL A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
BILLY JOEL Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
BILLY JOEL I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN My cooking philosophy, what I try to do, is to make a cuisine where the produce and the product shin...
JOEL ROBUCHON Dieting by portion control doesn't work because one is constantly fighting addictive drives.
JOEL FUHRMAN We can produce more per acre on a fifth of the fuel as the industrial food system.
JOEL SALATIN Think of all the mesquite in Texas, the pinyon pines, the acorns in Appalachia, every place has the ...
JOEL SALATIN I'm healthy as can be - not an ache or a pain. A lot of my prayer is thanking the Lord that I am...
JOEL OSTEEN