Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

I never exaggerate. I just remember big.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.