There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

TANSTAAFL: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.