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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs
WILL ROGERS Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.
HECTOR HUGH MUNRO It's like somebody wrapped up sticks of dynamite and just blew these homes into little tiny pieces,
DON SIEGELMAN So aint you think just causen you in this car now means any damn thing. It aint. He pretending it do...
STACIA KANE There's a greater chance that somebody will like it and wolf it up.
JUDYTH LESSEE That there are men in all countries who get their living by war, and by keeping up the quarrels of n...
THOMAS PAINE And when a man that old takes up money-hunting, it's like when he takes up gambling or whisky or wom...
WILLIAM FAULKNER There's nothing in this country that is a worse accusation - in America, if you accuse somebody ...
ANDREW BREITBART The proper care and rearing of a child is integral to their development. It breaks my heart to know ...
LAWRENCE JACKSON He grew up in bluegrass, in that field. Remember in the 1980s, country became Kenny Rogers, and that...
RANDY ALLEN Amazon is such a big player in publishing, but a lot of authors feel this connection to their publis...
EDAN LEPUCKI There are some homes that cannot be repaired, no one disputes that, but those folks still have the r...
TRACIE WASHINGTON Many countries collapsed totally just because nations of that country were sleeping like a log while...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN It breaks up the status quo and it will certainly fracture the Republican vote and give a Democratic...
CHRIS BELL There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
SYLVIA PLATH There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.
JIM CARREY Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS There's nothing quite like Harry Potter in publishing. It's No. 1. Apart from that, it is a true soc...
MARIA AMOR CALLEJA For too long, our country's version of an energy policy has consisted of Americans waking up eve...
BOB BEAUPREZ If somebody like me, an absolute down-the-line centrist on this issue--my position on Israel/Palesti...
ANATOL LIEVEN The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS The amps are turned up until the sound breaks. There's nothing fake involved.
GABE BORQUEZ I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL There are still treaty issues that First Nations will have to negotiate on the rail corridor, but th...
JUDITH SAYERS Nations, like men, have their infancy.
HENRY BOLINGBROKE There is potential for squeezes and prices to go up. But people won't be left freezing and unable to...
MARK MATHIAS If the United Nations is a country unto itself, then the commodity it exports most is words.
ESTHER B. FEIN Texas will again lift it's head and stand among the nations. It ought to do so, for no country upon ...
SAM HOUSTON Where would you be without friends? The people to pick you up when you need lifting? We come from ho...
JENNIFER ANISTON It will be a national environmental facility. There's nothing like it in our country.
DAVID OMAN We should educate all Party members and other working people to become genuine patriots who first lo...
KIM JONG-UN There will always be nations. The United States will last a long, long time, I believe. France and G...
ALAN CRANSTON They would love to see nothing more than having homes out there.
GASTON CANTENS I toured around the country and met all these Broadway producers who put me in all these Neil Simon ...
JON TENNEY Blowing up buses will not induce the Israelis to move forward, and neither will the killing of Pales...
ABDULLAH II OF JORDAN There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that ...
BUDDHA There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that ...
BUDDHA There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that ...
GAUTAMA BUDDHA I think 9/11 has brought to our attention that things that are broken have to be fixed immediately, ...
GINA PUGLIESE [ROGERS — A mobile home east of Rogers caught fire early Thursday morning, and authorities are now...
DOUG GAY [ROGERS — A mobile home east of Rogers caught fire early Thursday morning, and authorities are now ...
DOUG GAY People need to be securing property and putting up their hurricane shutters to safeguard their homes...
CHRIS SISKO Our main job once we get down there will be to help with the repair work on homes that can be salvag...
JANET CALLISON And that, ...is the story of our country, one invasion after another...Macedonians. Saddanians. Arab...
KHALED HOSSEINI The show must be cancelled so that people will go back to their homes.
VIDAL QUEROL I'm looking forward to becoming a marvelous - excuse the word marvelous - character actress. lik...
MARILYN MONROE Nations, like individuals, are punished for their transgressions.
ULYSSES S. GRANT No matter how dreary and gray our homes are, we people of flesh and blood would rather live there th...
L. FRANK BAUM As you know WHO is a member of the United Nations, and the United Nations policy is that there is on...
GREGORY HARTL If your contribution has been vital there will always be somebody to pick up where you left off, and...
WALTER GROPIUS If your contribution has been vital there will always be somebody to pick up where you left off, and...
WALTER GROPIUS And we will have 1,200 homes in our backyard that can drive their golf carts in to shop,
BERNADETTE CASTRO Publishing now is more than publishing for print, and more than publishing for the Web, ... It's rea...
JOHN WARNOCK Consumers will lose even more in the long term if France, and other nations, continue to strip away ...
JIM PRENDERGAST There are a lot of people here that lost their homes. We were lucky and spared, but every day you go...
JOEY KERN I also believe that member states of the United Nations should live up their obligations to pay thei...
ALEX MORRISON Whole nations will just disappear in the next couple of decades if nothing changes.
GORDON HAMILTON People are spending a long time on the site. They're looking at their own homes, their bosses' homes...
AMANDA HOFFMAN When I started as a writer, I knew nothing about publishing-nothing about anything!
TANITH LEE Nations have lost their old omnipotence; the patriotic tiedoes not hold. Nations are getting obsol...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON I like playing somebody who has to apologize to their kid, all the time, for screwing up. That seems...
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS Make ye mention to the nations; behold, publish against Jerusalem, that watchers come from a far cou...
BIBLE Those who do not cherish affection for their parents, spouses and children and for their homes, vill...
KIM JONG-UN We personally will not force anyone out of their homes.
ART JONES There will always be nations. The United States will last a long, long time, I believe. France and G...
ALAN CRANSTON Eventually somebody will want me, and there will be a role that is mine.
RACHEL BROSNAHAN History does not teach fatalism. There are moments when the will of a handful of free men breaks thr...
CHARLES DE GAULLE There's no glory like those who save their country.
ALFRED LORD TENNYSON The heart and soul of a Navy SEAL is somebody who's committed to their country and committed to ...
HOWARD E. WASDIN You go into their homes every night about 300 times a year for an hour, that tends to help your name...
JOE SCARBOROUGH I think Bell and Rogers are probably formulating their opinions on the subject.
DOUG COOPER In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I just lik...
DOROTHY STRATTEN All nations agree that ISAF and OEF need to work more closely together, and that when NATO takes ove...
JAMES APPATHURAI We are sharing this country together. If somebody wants to take all the loaf, then nothing will be l...
ALI DABAGH When public figures write memoirs, there is always some indecision regarding how much they want to w...
EHUD OLMERT The fate of nations is intimately bound up with their powers of reproduction. All nations and all em...
BENITO MUSSOLINI There are people all over Australia who use their homes as hubs that they travel from, and they enco...
ANDREW FORREST He is saying that we should hand over power to the United Nations, ... The United Nations is totally...
CASPAR WEINBERGER We're hoping that somebody out there knows something and will give it up. This is definitely somethi...
DAVE BRISTOW Somebody like a Piggy or a Kermit, there needs to be several versions and so there will be several o...
JIM HENSON There will be close to 3,000 homes in the neighborhood eventually. It's almost like a separate town ...
DAVID BARRY [*] Memoirs of Hadrian ... Catastrophe and ruin will come; disorder will triumph, but order will too...
MARGUERITE YOURCENAR To me, somebody who helps others and serves their country to help be brave for somebody else, I thin...
CARA LYNN ALPAUGH Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bat...
GARRY TRUDEAU Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bath...
GARRY TRUDEAU I think, in a career, you have several breaks that lead to a big break. Small things here and there ...
MIKE COLTER Our publishing division adds a new dimension to the Better Homes' offering and reinforces our desire...
RYAN MAHONEY Consider in 1945, when the United Nations was first formed, there were something like fifty-one orig...
ADOLFO PEREZ ESQUIVEL Let those only return to their homes who are called by the imperative duties which they owe to their...
GIUSEPPE GARIBALDI Bosnia is a complicated country: three religions, three nations and those "others". Nationalism is s...
ALIJA IZETBEGOVIC There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.
JESSICA SIMPSON It breaks my heart that there are still so many intentionally ignorant parents that are still butche...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS There's nothing like it in the country.
ILEEN GALLAGHER I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big na...
WILL ROGERS People write memoirs because they lack the imagination to make things up.
TOM ROBBINS Which country can you point to that is going to pick up their imports -- it doesn't seem there are a...
BOB HAFER We will seek friendship and goodwill with the nations of the world - but we do so with the understan...
DONALD TRUMP I think the divine is like a huge smile that breaks somewhere in the sea within you, and gradually c...
JOHN O'DONOHUE The sea heaves up, hangs loaded o'er the land, Breaks there, and buries its tumultuous strength.
ROBERT BROWNING We don't have anyone with an exceptional move, no one like Kenny Rogers. But there are other ways of...
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WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
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WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
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WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
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WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
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WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
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WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
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WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
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WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
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WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
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WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
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WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
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WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
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WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
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WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
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WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
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WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
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