There are bigots everywhere you go, but they are conceived in the Bible belt of the United States, and simply migrate to other places.

What you gain from wishing will fit on the sharp end of a needle.

If you're looking for a friend, keep looking. While I make a worthwhile enemy, I'm an appalling friend.

I am always pleased when a sharp and talented mind stays seated until the fat lady sings in my misanthrope operas.

It is not possible for me to explain just how wonderful it is to see this house that George Exxon Bush and the moral majority built on the sand come toppling down.

Homo sapiens! Yuck! You contemporary fools laugh at religious and political lies spewed by sociopaths, lies that tether you forever to poverty and mediocrity. Yet, when your ears come upon the truth, the facts of life, you hide your faces and cry, not able to look at your own creations and destiny. You rush off to what isn't instead of what is. I'm glad I haven't yet evolved and embrace your ways. Signed, Homo Erectus.