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The purpose of the meeting is to present and discuss various items which suggest that there is absol...
FRANK MCKEOWN
We are very pleased with how Jeff and his team have gotten off to a running start at Spirit. They ar...
NIGEL WRIGHT
At the second meeting, each group was asked to review their S.W.O.T. analysis and make sure that eve...
LAURIE SAPP
There are line items that we have no control over,
BILL COLLINS
All the items were taken from within the building. There are no suspects at this time. The case is c...
CAPT. ALLAN ELKINS
In a true zero-defects approach, there are no unimportant items.
PHILIP CROSBY
The todays are the sum of our lives.
CALE CHEW
Execution could make the difference.
JEFF DEMBO
Living on yesterdays Victory, is like living on Todays Failure
DAKOTA FULLER
We are looking at a variety of forms in which investment could take place. There are no specific ite...
DENNIS CAMPBELL
There is no thing known as bad luck. There is luck, or no luck at all.
JEFFREY FRY
I assure you that the IOC itself will take action. No question there will be fewer members of the IO...
SAN ANTONIO
The two are moving in parallel but there is no meeting point.
EDMUND DAUKORU
If you wish to learn the art of conversation I will email it to you
HENRY KIPLING
No matter where you go - there you are
CONFUCIUS
If the jumps track is already frozen on Thursday, we will action the all-weather meeting.
WILL LAMBE
They're not allowed to cry. There is no crying. You come on the floor like an athlete, you leave the...
JULIE GOODWIN
I expect both the UN and Iran not to want a confrontation and therefore we don't get any clear decis...
ANETTE EINARSEN
I expect both the UN and Iran not to want a confrontation, and therefore we don't get any clear deci...
ANETTE EINARSEN
In the present action there was no evidence of anyone being excluded from a meeting of the authority...
CHARLES ROBINSON
There's four feet of mud on our first floor. There is no backyard anymore.
WENDY GENDRON
There are some pretty flagrant differences on items like clarity and color, which would have a beari...
DARIN KATH
The standard way to record a meeting is to list people's names, the topics, and action items. Th...
TOM WUJEC
When you look at a store, there are multiple quantities of 100,000 items. You are talking about mill...
JOHN SIMLEY
For when two beings who are not friends are near each other there is no meeting, and when friends ar...
SIMONE WEIL
No, you can't call your vote in. You have to be there on the floor to vote.
GARY ACKERMAN
These items are not souvenirs people can buy on the streets. These are cultural items of a country w...
ANTHONY MANGIONE
I've got a checklist with 3,200 items on it. At any time, 150 of them are burning.
FRED REID
We periodically note that there are no silver bullets, there are no magic formulas, there's no s...
DAVID PETRAEUS
The T will respect the vote of the Town Meeting. They have asked us not to take any action on the ra...
JOE PESATURO
Wherever you are, be all there.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
There is no other action contemplated at this time until the outcome of the allegations is known.
ALAN FELDMAN
The jurors are infinitely smarter and wiser than senators. They will have no problem understanding J...
DANIEL PETROCELLI
Dedication is doing something you need to do even when you don't feel like it.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN
This meeting was an attempt to do the people's work. We are hereby calling for another meeting on Tu...
JUDY JACOBS
Rocky Mountain National Park, Winter Park and the mountains were very important to Jeff. We are at p...
CHRIS CHRISTENSEN
No, you can't call your vote in. You have to be there on the floor to vote.
GARY ACKERMAN
Obviously, there are more folks here than the room can hold. We have no place to move the meeting to...
TOM JARVIS
I love just lying on the floor at home watching games with my dad. No pressures, just being me.
DAVID KEITH
There are so many women on the floor of Congress, it looks like a mall.
HENRY HYDE
At the moment there are no concerns on the immediate horizon.
ALFRED KUGEL
(He said), 'I think we have a problem.' I went over and didn't see anything at first. He goes, 'Coul...
BRENDA HILDRETH
There are some long silences in Scandinavian and some Japanese films, when the audience knows action...
JOHN HENRIK CLARKE
For every ACTION in life there is a RE Action and for every NO ACTION there is NO ATTRACTION to LOVE...
MINA TADROS
In the thinking of most analysts, based on the fundamentals, there certainly is enough out there tha...
CARL TANNENBAUM
I am surprised. It's so new and there are so many cracks already on the floor.
DENISE RICHARDS
They have five weapons on the floor at all times. They are big, strong and fast.
DENNIS DOYLE
Something will happen at the June 21 meeting. If oil prices continue to stay in the $29 to $30 range...
JAMES FALVEY
A big, bold pattern on the floor is more deceptive than one on the wall. There is no way of knowing ...
ANNIE SELKE
Action may not bring happiness but there is no happiness without action.
WILLIAM JAMES
I said I wanted to strap guns on an El Camino. When I brought it up at a meeting, they said great. I...
ADAM FERRARA
There was no doubt that there were difficulties with the Security Council, hampering action on some ...
PAUL A. VOLCKER
But between the images, we are privy to the real-life action being played out on the set. Peeta’s ...
SUZANNE COLLINS
[The Hawks] are dying to get me at No. 2. I've spoken to them a couple of times this week, and they'...
ANDREW BOGUT
And it has to do with having no inventory or stockpiles on the shelf, but items arrive as you need t...
MITCHELL REISS
There are times in practice when he's the best player out there on the floor. Those are the type of ...
CALBERT CHEANEY
The meeting was extremely positive, was issue-oriented, there were no polemics.
ALBERT ROHAN
Since the IMF meeting there has been no contact to my knowledge.
JOEL NETSHITENZHE
Action and personal happiness have no truck with each other; they are eternally at war.
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY
The todays are the sum of our lives. So live well today for this is what your life story is about.
CALE CHEW
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
WILLIAM JAMES
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.
GANDHI
Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
UNKNOWN
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
Our lives are indeed the story of what we do today & the every day that lies ahead. The todays are t...
CALE CHEW
On Iran, let's be clear. There has been absolutely no discussion in NATO of military action.
JAMES APPATHURAI
I know they discussed it at the Aug. 5 meeting and the June board meeting. There were no other meeti...
EMILY GILL
Things are so chaotic down there that governments are asking people to stop sending items,
JUDY WHITE
The point on nonviolence is to build a floor, a strong new floor, beneath which we can no longer sin...
JOAN BAEZ
The problem in todays world is that people lack trust in goodness.
AMIT ABRAHAM
We've been fully forthcoming on items that are properly part of the dispute.
CHRISTIN BAKER
There's no action at all in retail.
DENNIS CAMPBELL
There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting...
PHYLLIS BOTTOME
Encouraging words and actions help dreams to blossom.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN
Taking small steps consistently is more important than taking giant leaps occasionally.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN
Don’t let your lips out pace your feet.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN
We are virtually playing with no post presence on either end of the floor, and every game we have st...
BRIAN MEEHAN
In the eye of the tornado, there's no more high and low, no floor and sky.
FRANCIS ALYS
Where the crux of the issue lies is that (certain) departments are so heavily based on labor force. ...
BRENT TROUT
Hopefully at the next (aldermen meeting on Aug. 23), but I'd say definitely the meeting two weeks af...
WALTER BROWN
You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules.
DAN AYKROYD
You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules
DAN AYKROYD
Let us not bankrupt our todays by paying interest on the regrets of yesterday and by borrowing in ad...
RALPH W. SOCKMAN
We are not put on this earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there alw...
JEFF WARNER
We can assure you we are taking action on all the possible causes out there.
MAUREEN JOHNSON
When she performs ... all eyes are on her. She has these signature skills that she does on the floor...
DIANE ROBERTS
I think all countries in the region are interested in taking action to make sure that there are no t...
DANIEL GLASER
Scores of Iraqi exiles met in London to discuss ways to overthrow Saddam Hussein in a grand gatherin...
JON STEWART
There are no European voices at Geneva, there are no European voices at START.
E. P. THOMPSON
The items discussed in the notice have had no effect on providing safe and reliable landfill service...
PAUL BURNS
If we want a successful meeting, we should prepare for it, ... If this is done, then there is no obs...
MAHMOUD ABBAS
Words here are no substitute for action in the region, ... encourages extremism and diverts attentio...
MADELEINE ALBRIGHT
I'm always on the floor at the end of the game.
CALEB HOLMES
Jeff is the glue to my team. I'd say he's the smartest player I've ever had the privilege of coachin...
HOSEA GRAHAM
There have been no Vince Lombardi speeches, no gimmick stats. We haven't had to motivate them that w...
DAN JUDD
People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.
ANTON CHEKHOV
People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them
ANTON CHEKHOV
I know they discussed it at the Aug. 5 meeting and the June board meeting. There were no other meeti...
EMILY GILL
There is no agreement on the compensation yet. We got notice at our meeting with the Bulgarian side ...
SALAH ABDESSALAM

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JEFF PHILLIPS
I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
JEFF FORTENBERRY
By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES
Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY
¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY
Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY
That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY
Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY
She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY
I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY
Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY
But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY
It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY
It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY
Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY
the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY
…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY
What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY
It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY
It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY
What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY
And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY
It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY
It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY
Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY
I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY
It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY
It’s always me, isn’t it? I’m not really a very nice person, but for some reason it’s always...
JEFF LINDSAY