There are only three men in the world who are licensed to wear shorts: Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise.


Bill Nighy

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.
JASON STATHAM
I'm only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate me....
GEORGE CLOONEY
I've worked with Jack Warner and Jimmy Stewart - and Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp ...
PETER GUBER
I'm only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate...
GEORGE CLOONEY
I would love to work with Anthony Hopkins; I would love to work with Meryl Streep; I would love to w...
TARA REID
We are talking to our friend Brad Pitt about being involved in the design.
GEORGE CLOONEY
Of course we are going to have to mention Brad and Angelina and ... Tom Cruise and the ever-loving K...
JOAN RIVERS
I still have a crush on Johnny Depp, and I literally only started dating my husband because he looke...
ELIZA COUPE
There are definitely worse people to be compared with. I think Brad Pitt makes interesting decisions...
CHARLIE HUNNAM
I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jol...
PAULY SHORE
Now I can wear heels. (on divorcing Tom Cruise)
NICOLE KIDMAN
Tom Hanks, Brad Pitt, Al Pacino, Russell Crowe - these leading men. These are the ones I grew up wit...
ROSS BUTLER
A man should never wear shorts in the city. Flip-flops and shorts in the city are never appropriate....
TOM FORD
I grew up being absolutely in love with Tom Hanks. I remember, all the kids had Brad Pitt plastered ...
YVONNE STRAHOVSKI
I feel I have a political duty to reach out to the general public. I want to make films that the peo...
BRUNO DUMONT
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts a...
DIANA JORDAN
We are confirming that Brad Pitt is in the process of becoming the adoptive father of both children.
CINDY GUAGENTI
Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never...
ANATOLE FRANCE
There are a lot of actors that I really love to watch, actors who I have fun watching - I think John...
JARED PADALECKI
When I first came to L.A., I was plotting out my career choices as if I actually had a choice. Unles...
GEORGE NEWBERN
Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
I ARE
Johnny Depp is probably the best actor.
FREDDIE HIGHMORE
Johnny Depp is a great actor.
CASPER VAN DIEN
I've known Johnny Depp since I was 19.
MARILYN MANSON
I really want to work with Tim Burton and Johnny Depp.
MARISOL NICHOLS
[Two seafaring movie tales recharged the genre: Johnny Depp dazzled in] Pirates of the Caribbean ......
RUSSELL CROWE
I knew very early on that I wasn't Brad Pitt.
EDDIE MARSAN
I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People...
BERKELEY BREATHED
There are men who wants only the woman; such are tagged, 'real men', and there are ones who want onl...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON
It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad....
EMILY GIFFIN
I came to Los Angeles for the first time in 1994. I spoke no English. I only knew how to say two sen...
PENELOPE CRUZ
Brad Pitt is amazingly talented and equally good-looking, too.
HANSIKA MOTWANI
Tom Cruise is dope.
CAMERON DALLAS
No it's not Brad Pitt and no it's not Angelina Jolie,
GRETEL KILLEEN
Men are attached to two types of women : those who wear well and those who wear little.
VIKRANT PARSAI
Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.
GILBERT GOTTFRIED
The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everythin...
BRAD PITT
Seersucker and khaki suits are the key to looking put-together in the summer. I also wear shorts yea...
THOM BROWNE
Yes, U.S. travelers dress better. The British are always so conspicuous in hot climates. They don...
BILL BRYSON
Women need to realize that jogging clothes are for exercise, and please don't wear black to weddings...
DIXIE CARTER
So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY
If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.
DAVID FINCHER
Johnny Depp is so special that he is like a Martian. In fact, that's what I call him, Martian.
PENELOPE CRUZ
There are people in this world who can wear whale masks and people who cannot, and the wise know to ...
TOM ROBBINS
Stars really are like anyone else. At the end of the day, Brad Pitt poops - as handsome as he may be...
BLAKE LIVELY
Working with Christopher McQuarrie and working with Tom Cruise; two people who are just so good at w...
ALEXIA FAST
I'd love to work with Tom Cruise.
BILLY UNGER
I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
I don't know, I'd say (actors) Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt breaking up.
JULIE MULDER
The true test of a man's style is the haircut. There are some men who look good no matter how th...
CARINE ROITFELD
Being voted the world's sexiest vegetarian is about as cool as it gets. It's not quite as co...
CHRIS MARTIN
A friend of mine is a chef in Bali, and another friend said, 'God, he's like Brad Pitt,'...
OWAIN YEOMAN
Angelina shocked everyone when she stole Brad Pitt from Jen Aniston.
KEN BAKER
I was expecting someone dark to play 'Dexter' - someone like Johnny Depp.
JEFF LINDSAY
There are some weekends where you can just cruise. We are going to run into some times though, where...
BUCK KICINSKI
Wherever you are, be all there.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
It's getting more comfortable here. The once lifeless hills are covered in green. We used to wear ja...
ZHANG JIANHUA
Striped shirts and printed shorts, jeans, and trousers are all items I buy and wear a lot in my priv...
LIU WEN
I'm like Johnny Cash. I only wear black.
ADELE
For years, friends in Springfield, Missouri, have remarked on the physical resemblance between Brad ...
KATE KLISE
my agent says he might be able to arrange for me to meet Brad Pitt!
MICHELLE WIE
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and cha...
CHELSEA HANDLER
Justin Bieber and I are going to get married some day. I also like Tom Cruise. He's very classy.
BAR REFAELI
Amen, sister, ... All apologies to Tom Cruise.
LIBBA BRAY
When you have the strength to stand up for yourself ,the ones you love and the dignity and honor to ...
GARY F EVANS...
We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted...
JOHN GREEN
Are you a stupid sheep in the flock or a free eagle in the sky? Look at the mirror, what are you? Ar...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN
There are no brave men and cowardly men in the world, my son. There are only brave men. To be born, ...
ALISTAIR MACLEAN
I'm famous, but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.
BRITNEY SPEARS
There are three kinds of men: those who are preceded by their shadow, those who are pursued by it, a...
GERD DE LEY
James Packer was spotted around a Scientology campus in Australia, has made frequent trips in Los An...
RICK ROSS
Because we are the only women who are mothers of men."

Gorgo: when asked by a woman from...
GORGOS
I am a California girl, born and raised, so flip-flops and cutoff shorts are my go-to look. An easy ...
MEGHAN MARKLE
For all men are equal,in order to show man that you are equal,then always do things lesser than your...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
To prove that all men are equal, rich or poor,nature has made it compulsory for all to breath the sa...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
If I could work with any actor it would have to be Johnny Depp. He is cool.
BEN NICHOLAS
When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.
DIANE MESSIDORO
There are only two kinds of men: the righteous who think they are sinners and the sinners who think ...
BLAISE PASCAL
It's true I have a hard time with the notion of creating a character. And I feel it's a limi...
LOUIS GARREL
There are so many people I would love to work with, like Al Pacino, Paul Newman, Gary Oldman - maybe...
SCOTT WOLF
Nobody is convinced that Johnny Depp goes to Walmart dressed as Sweeney Todd, but everyone expects u...
ANDY BIERSACK
What you look like, whether you're Brad Pitt or Charles Laughton, is significant for actors.
JACK DAVENPORT
One thing about 'Thelma & Louise' we can't forget: Brad Pitt. Oh, yes.
KRISTAN HIGGINS
Johnny [Depp] is so special that he is like a Martian. In fact, that's what I call him, Martian.
PENELOPE CRUZ
The only sharks I’m afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos.
LAURIE NADEL
Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous---...
JANETTE RALLISON
Watches are the only jewelry men can wear, unless you're Mr. T.
GORDON BETHUNE
It's not who you are, but what you're made of. It's not where you come from, but where you're going ...
CAREW PAPRITZ
There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE
There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.
CLARE BOOTHE LUCE
I love summer, but my legs are so pale I can never wear shorts or a bikini.
EMMA ROBERTS
My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch.
CRISTINA SARALEGUI
He looks like a runway model. How in the world am I going to be able to reject that? The world is so...
COLLEEN HOUCK
Australians are crazy, man! Every night, I feel like I'm in a scene from Brad Pitt's 'Wo...
JILLIONAIRE
I absolutely love Johnny Depp, and I genuinely think he's one of the best actors of our time.
ALEXANDRA BRACKEN
There are people who like the simplicity of getting all this in one bill from one company. There are...
JAN DAWSON
I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or asham...
JOHNNY DEPP
I think there is a way to be formal and elegant and classy, but more modern. Brad Pitt has been chan...
STEVEN COJOCARU
There are certain men in the world who rather see everybody hung before they'll take blame.
ARTHUR MILLER
I really look up to people who experiment in all areas and I think Johnny Depp is a really good acto...
GEORGIE HENLEY

More Bill Nighy

Emma Watson is adorable in the extreme. She is such a lovely person.
BILL NIGHY
I don't dislike the process of animation... I find it daunting, but only as much as I find every...
BILL NIGHY
The phenomenon of vampires has always appealed to me. Everyone kind of likes a vampire story because...
BILL NIGHY
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad ...
BILL NIGHY
I wanted to be a journalist, I thought it was glamorous and that I'd meet beautiful women in the...
BILL NIGHY
The way the elderly are treated, and in some cases warehoused and medicated, rather than nurtured an...
BILL NIGHY
One of the things that is assumed about actors is that they are extrovert, which is almost never the...
BILL NIGHY
One of my great regrets, and I don't have many, is that I spent too long putting people's st...
BILL NIGHY
I guess part of the hit-man appeal is the solitude. Everybody is lured to the idea of the solitary l...
BILL NIGHY
I have nothing against romanticism. I'm all for it. I'm helpless in the face of romance.
BILL NIGHY
I was never a hippy, per se.
BILL NIGHY
I used to think that prizes were damaging and divisive, until I got one. And now they seem sort of m...
BILL NIGHY
I've always slightly worried the kids who play football around my house. They know I'm an actor, but...
BILL NIGHY
I wanted to be a journalist, I thought it was glamorous and that I'd meet beautiful women in the rai...
BILL NIGHY
I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.
BILL NIGHY
It can't be overstated how wonderful it is not to have to audition any more. Any actor will tell...
BILL NIGHY
Hunger is almost like something the West does. It's almost like the direct result of the way the...
BILL NIGHY
When it comes to casual clothing, my enthusiasm for clothes starts to waver.
BILL NIGHY
I have a perfectly average skewed perception of myself. We often don't know what we're like.
BILL NIGHY
Anyone who can do the splits and come back up on the backbeat, as James Brown and Prince can, has my...
BILL NIGHY
It's probably healthier to find fame later in life.
BILL NIGHY
I did pick up a guitar once, but the strings hurt my fingers so I put it down again.
BILL NIGHY
All actors who have been around for a long time, which I have, and have been skint for long periods,...
BILL NIGHY
If I ruled the world, every woman would have a Chanel suit in her wardrobe.
BILL NIGHY
More people saw me in 'Love Actually' than had seen me in everything else I had ever done up...
BILL NIGHY
I like sci-fi.
BILL NIGHY
I've worked with Len Wiseman before, on the 'Underworld' series, in which I was a vampir...
BILL NIGHY
I'm not a royal family watcher.
BILL NIGHY
I've never been a great enthusiast about how I look and I am very... when I was young I had a re...
BILL NIGHY
I speed up past mirrors.
BILL NIGHY
If you ever see me in a social setting wearing any sort of sportswear, then you know I'm in cris...
BILL NIGHY
In life, if you have an enthusiasm for what they call 'good manners,' sometimes people don&#...
BILL NIGHY
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno...
BILL MAHER
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri...
BILL MURRAY
President Obama is a utopian at heart. He wants to improve the lives of the downtrodden, which is a ...
BILL O'REILLY
Since the time of St. Jerome, it was mandatory for any kind of scholar or thinker to spend time out ...
BILL VIOLA
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSON
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
BILL WATTERSON
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that...
BILL WATTERSON
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
BILL WATTERSON
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves an...
BILL WATTERSON
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's differ...
BILL WATTERSON
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't wa...
BILL WATTERSON
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a...
BILL WATTERSON
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSON
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSON
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.
BILL COPELAND
Keep your word. Honor commitments, and they will double back to honor you.
BILL RANCIC
Historically, privacy was almost implicit, because it was hard to find and gather information. But i...
BILL GATES
The outside perception and inside perception of Microsoft are so different. The view of Microsoft in...
BILL GATES
According to Ethiopian custom, parents wait to name a baby because children often die in the first w...
BILL GATES
My son likes to go see mines and electric plants, or the Large Hadron Collider, and we've had a ...
BILL GATES
Like any well designed software product, Windows is designed, developed and tested as an integrated ...
BILL GATES
The quality of research in the U.S. is absolutely the best.
BILL GATES
The bulk of the universities are about teaching kids.
BILL GATES
People want to watch whatever video they want to watch whenever they want to watch. If you provision...
BILL GATES
In K-12, almost everybody goes to local schools. Universities are a bit different because kids actua...
BILL GATES
My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.
BILL GATES
In low-income countries, getting to a health post is hard. It's very expensive.
BILL GATES
I think there will be PCs at every price point.
BILL GATES
I don't have a magic formula for prioritizing the world's problems.
BILL GATES
The truth of Moore's law has made remarkable things possible. On the software side, I think natu...
BILL GATES
The only definition by which America's best days are behind it is on a purely relative basis.
BILL GATES
Digital reading will completely take over. It's lightweight and it's fantastic for sharing. ...
BILL GATES
At Microsoft there are lots of brilliant ideas but the image is that they all come from the top - I&...
BILL GATES
I never took a day off in my twenties. Not one. And I'm still fanatical, but now I'm a littl...
BILL GATES
Polio's pretty special because once you get an eradication, you no longer have to spend money on...
BILL GATES
I remember thinking quite logically that I didn't want to spoil my children with wealth and so t...
BILL GATES
To create a new standard, it takes something that's not just a little bit different; it takes so...
BILL GATES
Money has no utility to me beyond a certain point.
BILL GATES
People everywhere love Windows.
BILL GATES
I'm never fully satisfied with any Microsoft product.
BILL GATES
The general idea of the rich helping the poor, I think, is important.
BILL GATES
If I'd had some set idea of a finish line, don't you think I would have crossed it years ago...
BILL GATES
Exposure from a young age to the realities of the world is a super-big thing.
BILL GATES
Connectivity enables transparency for better government, education, and health.
BILL GATES
I have been struck again and again by how important measurement is to improving the human condition.
BILL GATES
China adopted a capitalist system in the 1980s, and they went from a 60% poverty rate to 10%.
BILL GATES
The best teacher is very interactive.
BILL GATES
Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings.
BILL GATES
The tablet is not mainstream. Reading off the screen is not mainstream.
BILL GATES
Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it k...
BILL GATES
I'm a geek.
BILL GATES
I know there's a farmer out there somewhere who never wants a PC and that's fine with me.
BILL GATES
If you go back to 1800, everybody was poor. I mean everybody. The Industrial Revolution kicked in, a...
BILL GATES
Go empower yourself. You need confidence because the one thing that bullying does is it belittles yo...
BILL GOLDBERG
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.
BILL GATES
Paper is no longer a big part of my day. I get 90% of my news online, and when I go to a meeting and...
BILL GATES
Treatment without prevention is simply unsustainable.
BILL GATES
If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.
BILL GATES
Discrimination has a lot of layers that make it tough for minorities to get a leg up.
BILL GATES
We all need people who will give us feedback. That's how we improve.
BILL GATES
In the old generation, if one kid bought a PlayStation 2 and the other kid bought an Xbox, at his ho...
BILL GATES
The U.S. immigration laws are bad - really, really bad. I'd say treatment of immigrants is one o...
BILL GATES
This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going to change more...
BILL GATES
The worst pandemic in modern history was the Spanish flu of 1918, which killed tens of millions of p...
BILL GATES
Expectations are a form of first-class truth: If people believe it, it's true.
BILL GATES
Nobody spends any money on smallpox unless they worry about a bio-terrorist recreating it.
BILL GATES
For a highly motivated learner, it's not like knowledge is secret and somehow the Internet made ...
BILL GATES
In business, the idea of measuring what you are doing, picking the measurements that count like cust...
BILL GATES
Nuclear energy, in terms of an overall safety record, is better than other energy.
BILL GATES
People always fear change. People feared electricity when it was invented, didn't they? People f...
BILL GATES
By improving health, empowering women, population growth comes down.
BILL GATES
Innovation is moving at a scarily fast pace.
BILL GATES
Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness.
BILL GATES
I believe that if you show people the problems and you show them the solutions they will be moved to...
BILL GATES
Capitalism has worked very well. Anyone who wants to move to North Korea is welcome.
BILL GATES
Today a minimum wage earner has to work a day and a half just to pay for a full tank of gas. That is...
BILL PASCRELL
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night or e...
BILL BRYSON
Under many current state laws, minors who have been victims of trafficking are charged as criminals ...
BILL FLORES
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
BILL COSBY
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON
There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United State...
BILL ENGVALL
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what&...
BILL COSBY
If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them an...
BILL COSBY
I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not ...
BILL COSBY
There are two sides to every story, and sometimes three, four, and five.
BILL COSBY
When I say, I don't care what white people think, I mean that.
BILL COSBY
If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what ...
BILL COSBY
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
BILL COSBY
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituari...
BILL COSBY
Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of yo...
BILL COSBY
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
BILL COSBY
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: e...
BILL COSBY
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
BILL COSBY
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
BILL COSBY
If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. I...
BILL COSBY
By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America d...
BILL COSBY
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBY
Anytime I get down to Miami, it's a wonderful thing.
BILL GOLDBERG
I have realized over time that I missed the mark with HyperCard. I grew up in a box-centric culture ...
BILL ATKINSON
As a father, you want the best for your son, quite obviously. You want to create the best memories f...
BILL GOLDBERG
Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
BILL MURRAY
If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you'...
BILL HICKS
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, b...
BILL BURR
There are more people dying of malaria than any specific cancer.
BILL GATES
The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.
BILL COPELAND
I can't negate the theory that the Huxtables on 'The Cosby Show' may have helped pave th...
BILL COSBY
A buddy will keep you honest and add a dimension of fun to your workout.
BILL TOOMEY
Someday, somehow, the leadership of Planned Parenthood will have to answer for their callous disrega...
BILL FLORES
One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are...
BILL MURRAY
Words are the children of reason and, therefore, can't explain it. They really can't transla...
BILL EVANS
I bugged my mom and dad to 'get me inside the television set' when I was about four years ol...
BILL MUMY
I just became one with my browser software.
BILL GRIFFITH
No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no ma...
BILL PARCELLS
I don't think there's a... boundary between digital media and print media. Every magazine is...
BILL GATES
People in the West like to shoot things. When they first got to the West they shot buffalo. Once the...
BILL BRYSON
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence brief...
BILL MAHER
William Andrews Clark was caught in a bribery scandal during a campaign for the U.S. Senate - he was...
BILL DEDMAN
The International Brigades and the British volunteers were, numerically, only a small part of the Re...
BILL ALEXANDER
The anger in the Brigade against those who fought the Republic in the rear was sharpened by reports ...
BILL ALEXANDER
Being a broadcaster encompasses the business of sport, which is my life today, and it encompasses th...
BILL WALTON
Chick Hearn was my favorite broadcaster ever - he's the one who taught me to think basketball, h...
BILL WALTON
The great thing about being a broadcaster is you have this incredible responsibility to the people t...
BILL WALTON
Good writing is clear thinking made visible.
BILL WHEELER
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
BILL WATTERSON
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSON
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
BILL WATTERSON
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON
I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and tur...
BILL WATTERSON
Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then?
BILL WATTERSON
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
BILL WATTERSON
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried ...
BILL WATTERSON
I remember being unbelievable bummed when 'Freaks and Geeks' was canceled.
BILL HADER
We use the people who are in the bullpen producing.
BILL EVANS
After every massacre in a school, Americans grasp at quick cures. 'Let's install metal detec...
BILL DEDMAN
There's no magic line between an application and an operating system that some bureaucrat in Was...
BILL GATES
The long view of the Census bureau allows some changes that are taken for granted to be studied in m...
BILL DEDMAN
In the Woodstock movie, you see Justin, my son, who is now a filmmaker, being carried off by my wife...
BILL KREUTZMANN
The malaria parasite has been killing children and sapping the strength of whole populations for ten...
BILL GATES
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all th...
BILL WATTERSON
I have an addiction to caffeine.
BILL AYERS
Microsoft Research has a thing called the Sense Cam that, as you walk around, it's taking photos...
BILL GATES
Probably the single most important evolutionary trait dogs developed was right there at the outset, ...
BILL BUFORD
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to ge...
BILL MURRAY
Ask any successful person to look back over the events of his or her life, and chances are there'...
BILL RANCIC
A city built on rivers and bituminous coal, Pittsburgh in the '90s has survived the boom and bus...
BILL DEDMAN
You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterfli...
BILL GROSS
Many visitors to Chicago know the Loop, the shops on the Magnificent Mile, and the Museum Campus. Me...
BILL DEDMAN
The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody...
BILL SIMMONS
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For w...
BILL MAHER
Brand names are well known to business school professors, but only one professor is a brand name her...
BILL DEDMAN
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway....
BILL COSBY
Leadership is an active role; 'lead' is a verb. But the leader who tries to do it all is hea...
BILL OWENS
Our first responsibility is to protect the American people and we cannot put on blinders to expect t...
BILL SHUSTER
I just try to do the best job I possibly can - put the blinders on, go to work and be the best you c...
BILL PARCELLS
Gordon Ramsay grew up in a tourist town, Stratford-Upon-Avon, but in a part tourists don't visit...
BILL BUFORD
You have to have a certain realism that government is a pretty blunt instrument, and without the con...
BILL GATES
Bluegrass is wonderful music. I'm glad I originated it.
BILL MONROE
If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.
BILL ENGVALL
I'm a blue collar guy.
BILL ENGVALL
When 'Blue Collar TV' was on the 'WB,' we were their second-highest rated show, but ...
BILL ENGVALL