There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

One thing I know, Kenya Railways has failed. But at least they serve beer.

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.