There are thousands of Ten Commandments plaques or monuments all over the country, and lawsuits to remove them have popped up in more than a dozen states.
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Related Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves ANDY ROONEY I've traveled all over the country for years speaking in churches, teaching the Ten Commandments... RANDALL TERRY Over the last decade, at considerable cost to me in money and effort, confronted with ridicule and i... JOHN JAY HOOKER The First Amendment was never intended to remove all religious expression from the public square, ..... GREG ABBOTT There are more than two dozen states where we would look to site a second repository. CLAY SELL There are actually two lawsuits, one from 1996 and the one in 1999. Over time and between the two la... DON HARPER Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that th... H. L. MENCKEN Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back
to the pleasant fact that th... H L MENCKEN Say what you want about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that th... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and ... DAVID NICHOLS Congress should pass legislation to remove from the federal courts their jurisdiction to hear these ... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none. GERALD BARZAN There are problems all over. There are thousands of calls coming in. You can't run out and deal with... BARRY BELCOURT The boys are in such a mood that if someone introduced the Ten Commandments, they'd cut them down to... NORRIS COTTON I was born in Europe... and I've traveled all over the world. I can tell you that there is no pl... ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Before a game, you know, I can take off my helmet, run over there and spend a few moments with someo... TIM TEBOW America, where thanks to Congress, there are forty million laws to enforce the Ten Commandments ANATOLE FRANCE There are a lot of unknowns. We have a number of injuries that have popped up in the last week. MARTY HUNT People are illegally swapping files all around the country. With these lawsuits, we're saying we're ... KORI BERNARDS Over the past 10 years I have placed in my novels the names of more than two dozen close friends and... DAN BROWN I don't mind being a symbol but I don't want to become a monument. There are monuments all over the ... TOMMY DOUGLAS It's very important that we keep these special, wild places. It defines the United States. Imagi... DOUGLAS BRINKLEY The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice SOURCE UNKNOWN The United States has done more for the war crimes tribunal than any other country in the world. We&... WARREN CHRISTOPHER If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions a... ZIG ZIGLAR There is no place, no country, more compassionate more generous more accepting and more welcoming th... ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER The Ten Commandments are the divinely revealed law. ROY MOORE Only a few industrious Scots perhaps, who indeed are dispersed
over the face of the whole earth. B... GEORGE CHAPMAN There are over two dozen government agencies we have to deal with and they are appeased only with br... BILAL MULLAH In addition, we have contributed over $60 million to more than a dozen different U.N. agencies... as... JOHN NEGROPONTE If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments -- we'd have the Ten Suggestion... MALCOLM BRADBURY I believe if more American children read the Ten Commandments and are taught what they mean, they wi... GARY BAUER Public opinion is stronger than the legislature, and nearly as strong as the ten commandments. CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER Public opinion is stronger than the legislature, and nearly as strong as the ten commandments CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER That's just the straw that broke the camel's back. It would have to be more than that. There are tho... LANNY BERMAN The Ten Commandments in the Public Sphere. PAUL FINKELMAN I feel most at home in the United States, not because it is intrinsically a more interesting country... PERCY WYNHAM LEWIS It takes more than just being depressed. There are thousands or maybe millions of people who are dep... LANNY BERMAN We think this law will have a powerful and positive impact on boating in Wisconsin. This is happenin... PETER PEREGRINE Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of p... ANDY ROONEY Never had I heard from my elders that what I thus did was bad. It is true that there are the ten com... LEO TOLSTOY The Ten Commandments are the most visible symbol because these commandments are recognized by Christ... PAT ROBERTSON The Ten Commandments are a powerful statement of the covenant God made with his people, RUTH BADER GINSBURG Once you depart from the Ten Commandments as being the foundation of right and wrong, you are in a f... RANDALL TERRY Why are not more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books are not in ever... SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE If you go to Gettysburg and take the time, maybe take a tour, maybe just drive around, read some of ... JEFF SHAARA Literally thousands of lawsuits have been filed against the NFL by retired players, many of whom say... HENRY ROLLINS You know, it's ironic to me that Christians want to keep the Ten Commandments in our schools, be... ALAN DERSHOWITZ I was more convinced than ever that the preaching like an Apostle, without joining together those th... JOHN WESLEY'S The Ten Commandments were not a suggestion. PAT RILEY Joseph Farah and I share a fierce passion for protecting children and a belief that without the Ten ... LAURA SCHLESSINGER I don't mind being a symbol but I don't want to become a monument. There are monuments all o... TOMMY DOUGLAS Wherever you are, be all there. CRAIG GROESCHEL If Moses had been paid newspaper rates for the Ten Commandments, he might have written the Two Thous... ISAAC BASHEVIS SINGER Right now, there are three associate justices on the Alabama Supreme Court up for re-election who si... BEN HAND America is a country where, thanks to Congress, there are 40 million laws to enforce 10 commandments... ANON. Do you advocate the Ten Commandments as a guide to the good life? Then I can only presume that you d... RICHARD DAWKINS We don't get whole hanging beef in anymore. That was 25, 30 years ago. There's only a half-dozen, or... CHRIS PRICE I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them thro... RONALD REAGAN I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them thro... RONALD REAGAN The ideals of the party were close to me, and I have tried to adhere to those principles all my life... VALENTINA TERESHKOVA Yet thousands of slaves throughout the southern states are thus handed over by the masters who own t... FANNY KEMBLE What is happening right now is that there are thousands and thousands of people all over the world s... ANDREW ABRAHAM For almost a century, there has been broad consensus in America that families should spend no more t... MATTHEW DESMOND A person who is fundamentally honest doesn't need a code of ethics. The Ten Commandments and the Ser... HARRY TRUMAN If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Sug... MALCOLM BRADBURY I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have righ... BILLY WILDER There are more humans than all of the rabbits on earth. There are more of us than all the wildebeest... DAVID SUZUKI Bells are getting more scarce, and rather than seeing them in other parts of the United States, or i... DALE NIEWOEHNER You have
a clear majority saying yes, you can display the Ten Commandments if you're doing it for... FRANCIS MANION Animals have these advantages over man: They have no theologians to instruct them, their funerals co... VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET) When you take into account the fact that a large enterprise might have tens of thousands or hundreds... ED MOYLE There are a dozen views about everything until you know the answer. Then there's never more than one... C.S. LEWIS Accuse a person of breaking all Ten Commandments, and you've written the promo blurb for the dus... P. J. O'ROURKE There is more good writing and good acting in any ten minutes of Twister than in, say, all of Citize... ORSON SCOTT CARD In India there are more poor people in three states... than there are in the whole of sub-Saharan Af... ANDREW MITCHELL In ten phrases, the ten commandments express the essential of life. And these three words-liberty, e... KRZYSZTOF KIESLOWSKI I enjoyed being in 'The Ten Commandments.' That was a great experience - to suddenly become ... YVONNE DE CARLO We've received 1,150 comments. Usually, if there are more than a half-dozen comments, that is high. DAVID BARR What the ten commandments set forth is a strategy. This strategy is a strategy for dominion. GARY NORTH There are about 300,000 neighborhoods in the United States, and more than half of them have at least... THOMAS J. STANLEY There are hardly half a dozen writers in England today who have not sold out to the enemy. Even when... ALEISTER CROWLEY There are hardly half a dozen writers in England today who have not sold out to the enemy. Even when... ALEISTER CROWLEY There is no study in the world which brings into more harmonious action all the faculties of the min... JAMES JOSEPH SYLVESTER “You give us long enough to argue over something and we will bring it to you in proofs to show tha... WILL ROGERS Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over wi... ERNEST HEMINGWAY Isn't it queer: there are only two or three human stories, and they go on repeating themselves as fi... WILLA SIBERT CATHER President Kennedy has named two Negroes to District Judgeships and appointed Thurgood Marshall to th... ROBERT KENNEDY According to 2008/09 census there were 61,080,000 dogs in the United States. Many homeless or mistre... ALEXANDER FONTANA ...the natures of solitary people are apt to have more unmapped country in them than worldly folk im... JULIAN HAWTHORNE Mushrooms are miniature pharmaceutical factories, and of the thousands of mushroom species in nature... PAUL STAMETS There were eight offices in here and we had to remove all of them. A kitchen was also installed in t... DON PIPER The Framers were no more interested in binding future Americans to a set of divinely inspired comman... DAHLIA LITHWICK A belief in God is vitally important, not just in show business, but stability in life. You know, to... DONNY OSMOND I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless the... STEVE MARTIN The country listened to thousands of speeches and read thousands of newspaper columns raking over ev... BARBARA W. TUCHMAN Programmers have more than one channel and there are ties between them. In order to get decent price... MARK REINHARDT I run a taxpayer group - the most powerful guy in D.C., nonsense. OK? There are buildings with thous... GROVER NORQUIST We want to reassure the president and the people of the United States that we are their best friends... ANNE MCLELLAN Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over wi... ERNEST HEMINGWAY
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PHYLLIS ARTHUR It's been pretty good so far, but I'm not satisfied. PHYLLIS ARTHUR They want to close out their high school careers on a high note. I told them they didn't want to los... PHYLLIS ARTHUR Their maturity level is much higher than it was two years ago. They've been through the experience o... PHYLLIS ARTHUR We had a great practice on Wednesday and again on Thursday, so we came ready to play. Marietta is a ... PHYLLIS ARTHUR Tabitha is a laid-back kid and she's mostly a leader by example, but she's trying to be more of a vo... PHYLLIS ARTHUR We really stepped it up defensively in the third quarter. To give up only four points in a quarter a... PHYLLIS ARTHUR She's played at least one game in every position. She's played point guard, two-guard, both forward ... PHYLLIS ARTHUR I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard PHYLLIS DILLER There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto PHYLLIS DILLER Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, ... PHYLLIS DILLER Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out PHYLLIS DILLER Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parent... PHYLLIS DILLER What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day PHYLLIS DILLER Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator PHYLLIS DILLER It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser PHYLLIS DILLER Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn’t do this I sent the ki... PHYLLIS DILLER If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift. PHYLLIS DILLER He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thin... PHYLLIS DILLER For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move PHYLLIS DILLER My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me PHYLLIS DILLER Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up o... PHYLLIS DILLER Our dog died from licking our wedding picture PHYLLIS DILLER Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? PHYLLIS DILLER There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to l... PHYLLIS DILLER