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There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.


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OSCAR LEVANT Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
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'It's just not right,' sai...
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KIM HOLDEN BRIGHT SIDE God’s on your side; be on God’s side!
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR A man who is right by your side through everything makes you happy. But he can leave your side to ma...
FAITH HILL My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is...
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THOMAS SOWELL Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides o...
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NALINI SINGH Quick and fast. Quick back and forth. Fast side to side. He's an unpredictable guy,
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ROBERT GROSSETESTE I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. ...
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CHAR MORETT The world is wrong side up. It needs to be turned upside down in order to be right side up.
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