There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.

It was just a great baseball game. Win or lose, obviously you don't want to lose, but you could understand in a game like this. It's very rare we score one run in a baseball game, and it's very rare that they get shut out.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.