There are two forces that can carry light to all corners of the globe - the sun in the heavens and the associated press down here

To carry a light on Earth is to represent the Sun on earth!

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

He was as shy as a newspaper is when referring to its own merits

They put it like that?' said Glenda, wide-eyed.

'Oh, you know the sort of thing if you read the papers a lot,' said Ponder. 'I seriously think they think that it is their job to calm people down by first of all explaining why they should be overexcited and very worried.