There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

There are two kinds of people on this Earth: Those who are content and those who are not.

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won't.

There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.