There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones.

There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you what not to eat.

There are two kinds of people: those who don’t do what they are told, and those who do only that.

Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is.

Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married.