There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.