There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.

He had not yet learned that the only safe male rebuke to a scornful female is to stay away from her - especially if that is what she desires.

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.

Whatever does not pretend at all has style enough.

Arguments only confirm people in their own opinions.

Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.