There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.

Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'

I think I'm going to be around awhile.

The ideal death, I think, is what was the ideal Victorian death, you know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. And you say goodbye to your loved ones, making certain that one of them has been left behind to look after the shop.

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

There's a door.Where does it go?It stays where it is, I think.