There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

If it has a shelf life longer than you, don't eat it.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

I was a teen idol and that has a short shelf life.

I didn't like when people said that actresses have shelf life.

Good music shouldn't have a shelf life.