There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.
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Do it, because you love to do it. PRITISH PATTANAIK To learn, sometimes you have to feel the fool. JEFFREY FRY You Have Seen the Cure for Cancer Many Times, Even Right Now! So the Problem is Not Finding a Cure, ... THEHEALTHFOODGURU The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. CRAIG GROESCHEL O, the sheer magnificence of words that come together like waves upon a beach, each telling its own ... JOHN M SHEEHAN Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do. DANIEL MELGAçO Have the courage to do what you're not ready to do. RICHIE NORTON Sometimes life gets a little boring so you have to do
something crazy to remember your alive! NEIL OLSSON Mark My Words, My Words In Other Words Are Not Just Words. SYED SHARUKH I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. EMINEM If you can control a mans thinking, you dont have to worry about his actions. If you can determine w... CARTER WOODSON What you do, say, and have reveal who you are. LORRIN L. LEE Are you being the best you can be? Are you doing the best you can do? Do you have the best you can h... LORRIN L. LEE You can BE, DO, and HAVE ...absolutely ANYTHING you really, really want to BE, DO, and HAVE. LORRIN L. LEE I don't have a lot of time to speak... but we will speak soon. DEYTH BANGER Humans don't have any type of interest... HAVING SO MUCH STUFF AROUND THEM AND SO LITTLE INTEREST IN... DEYTH BANGER Believe. Have faith. Don't stand in your own way. If you don't believe in yourself, a positive outco... AKIROQ BROST Why be greedy when you can have it all. ANTHONY T. HINCKS I have a dream, I have a vision, I have a mission, I have to do something, I will do this at this ti... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling l... SUSANE COLASANTI Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU That’s not fair! Words we often speak when God's word becomes flesh in our lives 2 Timo... JOHN M SHEEHAN The Best Person to BE is Who You are. The Best thing to DO is what you Love. The Best Things to HAVE... LORRIN L. LEE It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. WILL ROGERS Instead of dwelling and being upset over something you dont have, appreciate and accept what you do ... BRANDON HOFER I believe that the most important thing for a couple of any sort, to realize in their relationship w... C. JOYBELL C. We are not victims by nature...we are programmed to be victims...for good reason...if we truly embra... GAIL MARIE MACLEAN War is no solution to peace. BEN OAK It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. WILL ROGERS Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _... GEORGE MACDONALD Be the best you can be. Do the best you can do. Have the best you can have. LORRIN L. LEE Everyone has there own good reasons for being what they are being, doing what they are doing, and ha... LORRIN L. LEE I hadn't said goodbye. It had been easier, like always, to just disappear, sparing myself the messy ... SARAH DESSEN Once you put in backdoors, once you allow a government to intercept anything they want, you have to ... JOHN T. CHAMBERS Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is ... JUDITH VIORST There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
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WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po... WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot... WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ... WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio... WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it... WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you... WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials. WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected. WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their... WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo... WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do... WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a... WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ... WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ... WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ... WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se... WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat... WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o... WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. 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