There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.
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QURAN Muhammad has always been standing higher than the Christianity. He does not consider god as a human ...
LEO TOLSTOY When someone offends me, I think it’s a gift from Allah (god). He (Allah) is teaching me humility.
ابن تيمية IBN TAYMIYYAH Allah indeed knows the plea of her who pleads with you about her husband and complains to Allah, and...
QURAN Ibn Mas'ud reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "Sha...
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SHAMSIR ALAM Leave something for "Allah" but never leave "Allah" for something, because in life, something will l...
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN You and I are but specks of that rhythmic urge which is Brahma, which is Allah, which is God.
RUTH ST. DENIS The olive tree is
the altar of Allah.
On it Allah has placed
olives free for all.
May Allah allow n...
SAIOM SHRIVER And whom Allah guides, there is none that can lead him astray; is not Allah Mighty, the Lord of retr...
QURAN Why should Allah chastise you if you are grateful and believe? And Allah is the Multiplier of reward...
QURAN Hearts melt when the Beloved of Allah is mentioned.
HABIB KADHIM AL-SAQQAF And Allah turned back the unbelievers in their rage; they did not obtain any advantage, and Allah su...
QURAN This is because they acted adversely to Allah and His Apostle; and whoever acts adversely to Allah a...
QURAN God knows when you need what.
MAHRUKH God's ways of making Himself known are infinite.
MAHRUKH Just because one man calls him Allah and another calls him God is no reason for believers to be enem...
PHILIPPA GREGORY And remove the rage of their hearts; and Allah turns (mercifully) to whom He pleases, and Allah is K...
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QURAN And those who believe in Allah and His apostles and do not make a distinction between any of them-- ...
QURAN Allah is with people who show patience. If you are down in the dumps, Allah will help you if you hav...
MOHAMMAD AZHARUDDIN Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbi...
QURAN And if they were content with what Allah and His Apostle gave them, and had said: Allah is sufficien...
QURAN Allah has revealed the best announcement, a book conformable in its various parts, repeating, wherea...
QURAN Ka'b ibn Malik reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, ...
MUHAMMAD AL-TIRMIDHI The fundamental idea which defines a human being as a Muslim is the declaration of faith: that there...
FEISAL ABDUL RAUF Surely they who disbelieve in the communications of Allah they shall have a severe chastisement; and...
QURAN Certainly you have in the Apostle of Allah an excellent exemplar for him who hopes in Allah and the ...
QURAN If Allah assists you, then there is none that can overcome you, and if He forsakes you, who is there...
QURAN Allah will help him who moves in the way of Allah.
ABU BAKR And fight with them until there is no persecution, and religion should be only for Allah, but if the...
QURAN My eyes hurt... but there is something more... I can't stop listening to horror.... now I am going t...
DEYTH BANGER Allah is its goal, the prophet is its model, the Koran is its constitution, jihad is its path and de...
HAMAS MOTTO So you did not slay them, but it was Allah Who slew them, and you did not smite when you smote (the ...
QURAN But how can you disbelieve while it is you to whom the communications of Allah are recited, and amon...
QURAN And there is no animal in the earth but on Allah is the sustenance of it, and He knows its resting p...
QURAN And remember the favor of Allah on you and His covenant with which He bound you firmly, when you sai...
QURAN They have not estimated Allah with the estimation that i due to Him; most surely Allah is Strong, Mi...
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MUHAMMAD TAHIR-UL-QADRI On a high mountain I stood,
And cried the name of Ali, Lion of God.
O Ali, Lion of God, K...
KHALED HOSSEINI The way a stream is connected to its source, the same way our souls are connected to their source.
MAHRUKH Nay! but serve Allah alone and be of the thankful.
QURAN Everything I do is for the pleasure of Allah.
CAT STEVENS My fate is in the hands of almighty Allah.
YAHYA JAMMEH Everything I do is for the pleasure of Allah.
YUSUF ISLAM Nay! Allah is your Patron and He is the best of the helpers.
QURAN That is because Allah is the Protector of those who believe, and because the unbelievers shall have ...
QURAN But Allah was not going to chastise them while you were among them, nor is Allah going to chastise t...
QURAN And fight them on until there is no more tumult or oppressions, and there prevail justice and Faith ...
QURAN But not the servants of Allah, the purified ones.
QURAN When a Person Strive for the cause of Allah, Allah Sets his Victory over his Enemies....!!
FAHIM MAHMOOD MIR Surely those who swear allegiance to you do but swear allegiance to Allah; the hand of Allah is abov...
QURAN I am the slave of the Master of Prophets
And my fealty to him has no beginning.
I am...
يوسف النبهاني He has only forbidden you what dies of itself, and blood, and flesh of swine, and that over which an...
QURAN The parable of those who spend their property in the way of Allah is as the parable of a grain growi...
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QURAN Only he shall visit the mosques of Allah who believes in Allah and the latter day, and keeps up pray...
QURAN Is not Allah enough for his servant??
ANONYMOUS They ask you about the windfalls. Say: The windfalls are for Allah and the Apostle. So be careful of...
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Auger coring 1.2m (4ft) below it too Hard?
Yo...
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QURAN O Prophet! why do you forbid (yourself) that which Allah has made lawful for you; you seek to please...
QURAN Allah is the Creator of every thing and He has charge over every thing.
QURAN I pray the prayer the Easterners do,
May the peace of Allah abide with you;
Wherever you stay,...
UNATTRIBUTED AUTHOR إنك إذا ما رأيت عورةً يشكو منها المجتمع ، فاعلم أن حدًا ...
محمد متولي الشعراوي And they swear by Allah with the most energetic of their oaths that if you command them they would c...
QURAN Arabia was idolatrous when, six centuries after Jesus, Muhammad introduced the worship of the God of...
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE أعظم الملوك وأجلّ الأرباب سبحانه يأمرك أمرا أن تتخذه و�...
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علي بن جابر الفيفي التوكل يقينٌ قلبيٌ، يحيلك إلى سائر تحت مظلة عظيمة تقيك ...
علي بن جابر الفيفي يقول الحق سبحانه عن نفسه العليّة: (رب المشرق والمغرب لا ...
علي بن جابر الفيفي You cannot describe the beauty of nature in words, you cannot capture the feeling of God in camera. ...
MAHRUKH Nature plays its role to strengthen the connection.
MAHRUKH The essence is HIS presence.
MAHRUKH ويكفيك عِزًا وكرامة أنك إذا أردتَ مقابلة سيدك أن يكون ا...
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QURAN Do not associate with Allah any other god, lest you sit down despised, neglected.
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QURAN Allah is on our side. That is why we will beat the aggressor.
SADDAM HUSSEIN When two parties from among you had determined that they should show cowardice, and Allah was the gu...
QURAN Surely my guardian is Allah, Who revealed the Book, and He befriends the good.
QURAN If Muslims curse the Christians, then the Christians will curse the Muslims. And people will curse A...
FEISAL ABDUL RAUF And fight in the way of Allah with those who fight with you, and do not exceed the limits, surely Al...
QURAN And who is more unjust than he who forges a lie against Allah? These shall be brought before their L...
QURAN He who builds a masjid in the way of Allah, God will build a house for him in the paradise.
ABU BAKR Surely Allah is not ashamed to set forth any parable-- (that of) a gnat or any thing above that; the...
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ANONYMOUS Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
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ANONYMOUS Happiness is the overcoming of not unknown obstacles toward a known goal.
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ANONYMOUS Happiness is not pleasure, it's victory.
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ANONYMOUS My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
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Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
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ANONYMOUS Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ANONYMOUS Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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Polaroids.
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ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
ANONYMOUS I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
ANONYMOUS Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
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I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
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ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
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ANONYMOUS I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
ANONYMOUS Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some yo...
ANONYMOUS Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're...
ANONYMOUS Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
ANONYMOUS I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
ANONYMOUS How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
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ANONYMOUS Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
ANONYMOUS What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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ANONYMOUS How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
ANONYMOUS After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
ANONYMOUS Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.
ANONYMOUS I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
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ANONYMOUS When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
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ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
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ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
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ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
ANONYMOUS It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase al...
ANONYMOUS If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patte...
ANONYMOUS Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.
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