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CHARLES FLETCHER People sometimes tells me that they're baffled by bisexuality. They are convinced that having sex wi...
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BILLY JOEL Laws of Sex;Update your knowledge on sex matters,for no one can be over knowledgeable about sex.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) There is no remedy for love than to love more.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU cslab9a /u/jcn/src/perl -> man sex No manual entry for sex.
SOLARIS The show is nothing but sex, sex, sex. We're really looking hard at it.
RANDY SHARP There isn't always sex, but there is always chocolate.
MICHAEL LIPSEY Greg had told me on the ride over that there was another organisation called SLAA, which stood for S...
DREW NELLINS SMITH No, no food. I want sex. Bring me some sex.
ELLIOTT GOULD There is no such thing as safe sex, since no one can create a condom for the soul.
DR. JAYCE O'NEAL Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
PETER WASTHOLM There's no sex in Middle Earth.
IAN MCKELLEN The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot ...
BRENDAN BEHAN There's no religion but sex and music.
STING For the one who indulges in illicit sex, the sexuality will make him wander in worldly life. There i...
DADA BHAGWAN Good sex is good for your health. Great sex is great for your health.
TASSA DESALADA There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL Sex sells, but gay sex sells better.
AHMED MOSTAFA For suffering and enduring there is no remedy, but striving and doing.
THOMAS CARLYLE Because there are no reports doesn't necessarily mean there have been no sex assaults.
BEVERLY MCCREARY There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
DIANE FROLOV AND ANDREW SCHNEIDER There is a downside to casual sex: Sometimes it stops being casual. People develop a desire for some...
NEIL STRAUSS I don't wanna get hurt. I have to live. I love myself so much. I wanna duplicate myself for much mor...
EPHDAN I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, ...
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL There is need of variety in sex, but not in love
THEODORE REIK There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better.
FLORENCE HENDERSON Sex is opportunity for pleasure,but hiding inside hardwork.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) To call them the weaker sex is to utter a hideous mockery. They are the stronger sex, the noisier, t...
MARY ELIZABETH BRADDON Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
OSCAR WILDE When it comes to sexuality, romantic love plays a large part in feminine sexual scripts. Research su...
SUSAN SHAW I just liked the notion of a guy trying desperately to tell a sex story but having no knowledge of s...
STEVE CARELL Power as an experience is as intense as sex. Power is more pervasive and unremitting. Sex has period...
JOHN MCLAUGHLIN Call me old fashioned, but I think love is more important than sex."
OLASOT Is there any sex in it?
PETER SELLERS My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
LES DAWSON My eyes hurt... but there is something more... I can't stop listening to horror.... now I am going t...
DEYTH BANGER it's a sex object if you're pretty and no love or love and no sex if you're fat
NIKKI GIOVANNI Thoughts have no sex
CLARE BOOTHE LUCE In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.
JEF I. RICHARDS I like to see oral sex and manual sex and intercourse as foreplay for my vibrator sex.
BETTY DODSON Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.
DEEPAK CHOPRA Great sex is wonderful while it's happening, but who remembers great sex they had in 1983?
BOB SEGER The most expensive sex is free sex
WOODY ALLEN Sex is hardly ever just about sex
SHIRLEY MACLAINE Maybe our generation is more about sex, but it feels like romance is dying out.
ORLANDO BLOOM Drinkers feel better physically, and more sensitive, and more ready for sex.
HOWARD HERSH One thing i don't understand is sex is legal and selling things is legal but selling sex is illegal.
GEORGE CARLIN Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.
SOURCE UNKNOWN There is no other human activity that humanity embarks upon with so much ignorance as sex.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I think sex is very interesting for most people, but I'm interested in sex as a way of communica...
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL Forget about religion rhetoric,man's flesh was created to nurture & enjoy sex in a variety of ways,f...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I hate society’s notion that there is something wrong with sex. Something wrong with a woman who l...
ALESSANDRA TORRE kids- there has to be some penalty for sex!
BILL MAHER Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
EDWARD W. HOWE Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy
EDGAR WATSON HOWE Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
E. W. HOWE Nope, no sex scandals yet. But I am open to offers!
JOHN CUSACK Wallowing is sex for depressives.
JEANETTE WINTERSON Never say no to sex
P.C. CAST For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
JAY LENO But God, who is immortal, has no need of difference of sex, nor of succession.
LACTANTIUS Psychologically speaking,some flesh are not conducive for marital sex,the more familiar they are wit...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Sex is alive and well in America. There are a substantial number of people who are having lots of se...
FRITZ WENTZEL But the fact that same-sex marriage is still an issue is insane. Thinking love knows a sex is ridicu...
GARRET DILLAHUNT Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. ...
ANDY WARHOL Laws of Sex; Your partner should never be seen as a sex tool,but as a love tool in which sex is part...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) This is the first time we've shown that the more kids are exposed to sex in media the earlier they h...
JANE BROWN Great sex is wonderful while it's happening, but who remembers great sex they had in 1983?
BOB SEGER Sex is biological, but gender is mental.
KEHLANI But then, even with sex, I'm more in the school of less is more in movies.
AARON ECKHART Laws of Sex;Sex should not just be a penetration event,but the atmosphere hours or days before sex s...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
NORMAN MAILER Life's irony;Almost every person in life loves sex,but we hide our desire for sex under the guise of...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better th...
ALAN KING Laws of Sex;The wham baam thank you ma sex is a selfish type of sex & ignorance is the cause.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Hair is another name for sex.
VIDAL SASSOON Another word for sex is details.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Love is not necessary for sex.
PATRICIA BRIGGS No Sex in the Champagne Room
CHRIS ROCK Laws of sex;Sex is for mature minds,hence to avoid unnecessary baggages like STD'S & unwanted pregna...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Laws of Sex;For your partner to constantly reject your sex advances shows something is amiss,find ou...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) There are two things people want more than sex and money -- recognition and praise.
MARY KAY ASH There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
MARY KAY ASH There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
MARY ASH Laws of sex;First time sex with a person or first time ever sex act may be filled with nervousness,a...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Basically, there's not enough sex in movies, that's it. I'm trying to say it, people. I ...
ZOE SALDANA Life is more than great sex and a nice car.”
“Well, yeah. But not a lot more.
JENNIFER CRUSIE Laws of Sex;Personal hygiene matters a lot,for sex to be magnificent.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.
AJ MCLEAN We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There's a price to be paid emotionally, physically, ev...
WILLIAM H. MACY Another word for Sex is Secret & anyone that tells another of his or her sex adventures has broken t...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Sex has no relationship with love,but it has many relationships with lust.
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